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  • Me & My Jolly Balls Black Tee - Bite Me Now
  • Me & My Jolly Balls Black Tee
  • Me & My Jolly Balls Black Tee
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Me & My Jolly Balls

Me & My Jolly Balls

Sleigh the holiday season with this fabulously festive tee that's guaranteed to make your chosen family ho-ho-howl with laughter! Our "Me and My Jolly Balls" Tee is the perfect blend of holiday cheer and queer humour that'll have you serving Christmas realness.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
• 100% Premium Australian Cotton - Softer than Santa's beard
• Made-to-order with pride in Sydney
• Available in sizes XS-5XL for every body type
• Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, and holiday thirst traps

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Breathable, comfortable fit
• Durable print that won't fade or crack
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Ethically manufactured

STYLING TIPS:
• Rock it with skinny jeans and boots for a casual Christmas look
• Layer under a leather jacket for extra sass
• Perfect for those "family" Christmas photos

MUST-KNOW INFO:
• Production Time: 2-7 business days
• Free shipping on orders over $99 (Australia-wide)
• Easy returns
• AfterPay & ZIP Pay available

🌈 PRO TIP: Size up if you're between sizes or want a more relaxed fit.

Make this holiday season extra gay with Bite Me Now's exclusive Christmas collection. Because why be a silent night when you can sleigh all day? 

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

AWARENESS DAY TEES

Key dates throughout the year providing opportunities to celebrate diversity, raise awareness, and advocate for LGBTQIA+ equality and rights. Bite Me Now offers a diverse collection of LGBTQIA+ Awareness Day Tees, allowing you to show your support year-round.

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