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Dyke The Halls

Dyke The Halls

Deck the halls with extra sapphic energy in this bold statement tee that screams "gay all the way!" Our "Dyke The Halls" Tee is the perfect holiday power move for lesbians who aren't afraid to sleigh while being their authentic selves.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
• 100% Premium Australian Cotton - Softer than your favourite flannel
• Made-to-order with pride in Sydney
• Available in sizes XS-4XL because every body is a gay body
• Perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, and those iconic lesbian Christmas photos

PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Classic black tee that goes with everything (just like your Doc Martens)
• Premium quality print that stays bold wash after wash
• Pre-shrunk fabric to maintain that perfect fit
• Reinforced shoulder seams for durability
• Ethically manufactured with love

STYLING TIPS:
• Pair with your favourite ripped jeans and combat boots
• Layer under a denim jacket for peak lesbian aesthetic
• Perfect for group photos with your chosen family

MUST-KNOW INFO:
• Production Time: 2-7 business days
• Free shipping on orders over $99 (Australia-wide)
• Easy returns
• AfterPay & ZIP Pay available

🌈 PRO TIP: This black tee is perfect for that effortlessly cool vibe. Size up if you're going for that classic oversized look.

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out