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Festive As F*ck Tee

Festive As F*ck Tee

'Tis the season to be extra AF! 🎄

Deck yourself in this zero-f*cks-given holiday statement piece that screams "I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm spreading Christmas cheer!" This isn't your grandma's Christmas sweater – it's the bold black tee that turns traditional festivities on their head.

WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR HOLIDAY ESSENTIAL:
✨ Premium 100% Australian cotton that's softer than Santa's beard
✨ Classic black that goes with everything (including your resting Grinch face)
✨ Bold typography that makes your holiday spirit impossible to ignore
✨ The perfect conversation starter at every holiday party

SLAY BELLS RING WHEN YOU:
• Rock it at family gatherings (shock value included free of charge)
• Own the office Christmas party
• Hit the gay bars during holiday season
• Spread some not-so-silent night vibes

STYLING TIPS:
Pair with:
- Your favourite leather jacket for bad Santa energy
- Sequin pants for maximum holiday drama
- Ripped jeans for casual "I woke up this festive" vibes
- Literally anything – because this tee doesn't play by the rules

FIT & FEEL:
Comfortable AF fit that's true to size, because holiday season is uncomfortable enough with family questions about your love life.

WARNING: May cause:
• Spontaneous carol singing
• Excessive holiday spirit
• Shocked looks from conservative relatives
• Instant popularity at holiday parties
• Uncontrollable urges to spike the eggnog

Ready to sleigh the holiday season? Grab your Festive AF tee and show everyone how the queers do Christmas. Because being naughty never looked so nice. 

🎄✨ Ho Ho Ho, let's go! 
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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Key dates throughout the year providing opportunities to celebrate diversity, raise awareness, and advocate for LGBTQIA+ equality and rights. Bite Me Now offers a diverse collection of LGBTQIA+ Awareness Day Tees, allowing you to show your support year-round.

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