Dream Queen

BECAUSE EVERY QUEEN NEEDS A SUMMER CROWN! 

Hey there, royal hottie! This isn't just any tank – it's your official "Too Fierce For Sleeves" uniform! In a navy that's deeper than your subjects' devotion, this tank is serving pure "monarchy but make it sexy" realness!

✨ WHY THIS TANK IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your royal decree
• Navy blue that's giving "midnight monarch" energy
• Design bolder than your royal ambitions
• Fits like the crown you were born to wear (sizes XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because queens aren't mass-produced

👕 THE ROYAL DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than throne gossip
• Print that stays fierce longer than your reign
• Sleeveless perfection for showing off those royal guns
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than court jesters
• Proudly made in Australia with extra crown chakra energy

💪 HOW TO WERK YOUR REIGN:
• Rock it to make peasants bow
• Perfect for turning every sidewalk into your runway
• Ideal for those "yes, I woke up this royal" moments
• Style it with that "born to rule" confidence

👑 MORE THAN JUST A TANK:
This isn't just sleeveless fashion – it's your way of saying "Bow down, I didn't come to play!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious queen)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR ROYAL WARDROBE:
• It's basically a sleeveless crown
• Perfect for those "feeling extra regal" days
• Makes a statement clearer than your royal lineage
• Because modesty is for commoners
• Looks better on you than democracy ever could

🔥 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive royal behaviour
• Could result in spontaneous crown materialising
• Might make commoners question their worth
• Will definitely make the peasants stare
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable elegance
   - Being everyone's sovereign
   - Getting more subjects than your court can handle
   - Making people forget their own names
   - Being too powerful for the common folk

Ready to claim your throne? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your subjects can say "Yes, Your Majesty!" Because subtle is cute, but royal is revolutionary! 

P.S. This tank pairs perfectly with:
• Your natural authority
• That "born to rule" smirk
• Your collection of royal attitudes
• Being everyone's dream monarch
• The ability to make commoners swoon
• Your "I run this kingdom" energy 👑

Note: We're not responsible for any impromptu coronations, loyal subject acquisitions, or sudden increases in royal responsibilities that may occur while wearing this tank. Proceed with confidence and a backup sceptor! 

ROYAL BONUS FEATURES:
• Perfect for:
   - Summer court sessions
   - Royal gym appearances
   - Making the other queens jealous
   - Casual throne room moments
   - Being the monarch of everyone's dreams