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Your Brother Was Better Tank
Your Brother Was Better Tank
🔥 'YOUR BROTHER WAS BETTER' Tank Top - The Ultimate Plot Twist Tank
Spill that tea and serve it scalding hot! This conversation-stopping tank top isn't just wearing your heart on your sleeve – it's wearing your secrets on your chest. Get ready to watch jaws drop faster than your ex's expectations!
✨ Product Features:
• Premium 100% Australian cotton because scandals should feel this comfortable
• Available in inclusive sizes XS-3XL because tea-spilling looks good on everyone
• Pristine white base that's anything but innocent
• Sustainably produced using print-on-demand technology
• Pre-shrunk fabric to keep your message perfectly positioned
💅 Styling Tips:
• Perfect for your ex's wedding (kidding... or are we?)
• Pair with confidence and that knowing smirk
• Add sunglasses for extra dramatic effect when running into the family
Pro tip: Best worn with a side of audacity and your favourite "I know something you don't know" smile. Results may include shocked faces, awkward family dinners, and instant legendary status in your friend group.
🌈 Size Guide: XS-3XL
Because scandal looks good on everybody, sweetie!
Disclaimer: We're not responsible for family therapy sessions, blocked social media accounts, or suddenly very quiet family gatherings. 😈✨
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CARING FOR YOUR TANKS
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out