Have a Gay Day Tee

BECAUSE STRAIGHT DAYS ARE FOR BASICS! 💟

Hey there, queer disruptor! This isn't just any purple tee – it's your official "Making Heteronormativity Nervous" uniform! In a purple that's more unapologetic than your dating history and bolder than your last hookup!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than straight people's feelings
• Royal purple that's giving "too queer to care" energy
• Design bolder than your exit from the closet
• Fits like the agenda they warned you about (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because rebellion isn't mass-produced

👕 THE FIERCE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than ruining the patriarchy's day
• Print that stays fierce longer than conservative comfort
• Perfect for making Wear It Purple Day extra spicy
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex's sexuality
• Proudly made in Australia with extra queer chaos energy

🌈 HOW TO WERK YOUR GAY:
• Rock it like the threat to society you are
• Perfect for making straight people question everything
• Ideal for those "yes, I AM that gay" moments
• Style it with that "your daughter's type" confidence
• Great for turning every space into a pride parade

💜 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Plot Twist: I'm Making It Gayer!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that lives to disrupt!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR REBELLION WARDROBE:
• It's basically chaos in fabric form
• Perfect for those "extra disruptive" days
• Makes conservatives more uncomfortable than a pride parade
• Because being palatable is so last century
• Looks better on you than society's expectations ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive queering of spaces
• Could result in spontaneous gay agendas
• Might make straight people clutch their pearls
• Will definitely corrupt the youth
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable gay power
   - Being everyone's bad influence
   - Getting more "you turned me" DMs than your phone can handle
   - Making heteronormativity malfunction
   - Being too gay for this world

Ready to be their gay awakening? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than conservatives can say "Think of the children!" Because every day deserves to be gayer than their worst fears! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most corrupting smile
• That "yes, I am the agenda" energy
• Your collection of shocked reactions
• Being everyone's sexual awakening
• The ability to make straight paths curve
• Your "professionally homosexual" attitude 😈

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Wear It Purple Day domination
• Heteronormativity destruction
• Gay agenda advancement
• Creating queer chaos
• Being deliberately disruptive
• Living your gayest fantasy
• Making Karen uncomfortable

Note: May cause extreme levels of gay power and sudden increases in societal disruption. Side effects may include: fierce struts, impromptu gay recruitment, and the irresistible urge to make everything gayer than they feared possible!