Top Bear Black Hoodie

Embrace your wild side with our fierce black hoodie! Conquer the cold and showcase your unique style with our bear-inspired design. Stay cozy and daring all at once!

TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN, HONEY! 

Hey bear cubs and grizzlies! Our 'Top Bear' black hoodie is serving "yes, I DO own the woods" energy. Because sometimes you need to be cozy AND commanding, and this hoodie does both! 

THE BEAR NECESSITIES:
• XS-3XL (bears come in all sizes)
• Midnight black (like your coffee order)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your teddy collection)
• Cozy as a bear hug

WHY THIS HOODIE GROWLS:
• More commanding than your dating profile
• Cosier than your beard
• Warmer than your last cuddle
• Perfect for those who know their position
• Built for comfort AND control

SERVE THIS POWER:
• Rock it with:
  - That "I run this cave" energy
  - Your favourite leather accessories
  - The confidence of an apex predator
  - Any bottom (we know you've got cubs lined up)

PERFECT FOR:
• Bear bar nights
• Winter hibernation
• Cozy domination
• Making cubs nervous
• Being everyone's daddy

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your intentions)
• Dry with authority
• Handle with bear claws
• Wear while prowling

MAY CAUSE:
• Sudden urge to growl
• Excessive attention from cubs
• Spontaneous beard stroking
• Chronic dominance
• Unstoppable bear energy

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too powerful for casual events
• Starting conversations in dark corners
• Making cubs sweat
• Attracting other bears
• Being everyone's "yes sir" friend

BONUS FEATURES:
• Kangaroo pocket (for holding cubs' numbers)
• Hood (for mysterious bear vibes)
• Cozy fit (room for all that power)

Remember: Some like it rough, some like it gruff, but a top bear likes it HIS way!