Tinsel Tits Tee
Please refer to below measurements for your most suited fit.
Please note: Measurements can vary within 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance.
All Tees are a standard regular fit and made of 100% combed cotton. Tees are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Australian made and sizing.
| SIZE | WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
| EXTRA SMALL | 43 | 68 |
| SMALL | 47 | 71 |
| MEDIUM | 52 | 75 |
| LARGE | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| EXTRA LARGE | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 |
85 |
| 4XL | 75 |
87 |
| 5XL | 80 |
89 |
CARING FOR YOUR TEES
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out
- Free Shipping Within Australia
- Free Global Shipping on orders over $99
- 30 Day Return Policy - 100% Money Back Guarantee
- Sustainably Made in Australia
Show Santa your daring side as you spread your holly jolly self throughout Tinsel Town.
JINGLE ALL THE GAY!
Hey festive foxes! Our 'Tinsel Tits Tee' is serving "deck the halls with extra sparkle" realness. Because why should the Christmas tree be the only thing that shimmers? Available in:
• Naughty List Black
• Nice Try White
THE SPARKLY SPECS:
• XS-5XL (tinsel for every treasure)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than Santa's lap)
• Perfect for those who make the naughty AND nice list
WHY THIS TEE SLEIGHS:
• More festive than your aunt's fruitcake
• Sparklier than your ex's promises
• Cheekier than an elf on the shelf
• Perfect for making the conservatives at Christmas dinner sweat
SERVE THIS SEASONAL SASS:
• Pair with:
- Your favourite "yes, I AM the gift" smile
- That "Santa's favourite" energy
- The confidence of someone who decorates everything
- Any bottom (because even elves need options)
PERFECT FOR:
• Making the office party less boring
• Holiday photos that'll shock grandma
• Being the gift everyone wants to unwrap
• Looking festive while being naughty
CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your holiday hookup plans)
• Dry flat (unlike your tinsel)
• Handle with holiday spirit
• Wear while making Santa blush
MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous carol singing
• Excessive holiday spirit
• Uncontrollable shimmy attacks
• Tinsel envy
• Christmas chaos
WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too hot for the North Pole
• Starting inappropriate holiday traditions
• Making Mrs. Claus jealous
• Being banned from family photos
• Becoming everyone's favourite gift
Remember: Some deck the halls, but honey, you deck EVERYTHING!
Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out
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Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD
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• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD
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