Tinsel Tits White Tee - BiteMeNow
Tinsel Tits Black Tee - BiteMeNow
Tinsel Tits White Tee - BiteMeNow
Tinsel Tits Black Tee - BiteMeNow

Tinsel Tits Tee

Regular price$49.99 AUD
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Size chart

Please refer to below measurements for your most suited fit.

Please note: Measurements can vary within 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance.

All Tees are a standard regular fit and made of 100% combed cotton. Tees are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.

Australian made and sizing.

 

 SIZE WIDTH (cm)  LENGTH (cm)
EXTRA SMALL 43 68
SMALL 47 71
MEDIUM 52 75
LARGE 56.5 78.5
EXTRA LARGE 61 82
2XL 64 83.5
3XL 68

85

4XL 75

87

5XL 80

89

 

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

 

 

  • Free Shipping Within Australia
  • Free Global Shipping on orders over $99
  • 30 Day Return Policy - 100% Money Back Guarantee
  • Sustainably Made in Australia

Show Santa your daring side as you spread your holly jolly self throughout Tinsel Town. 

JINGLE ALL THE GAY! 

Hey festive foxes! Our 'Tinsel Tits Tee' is serving "deck the halls with extra sparkle" realness. Because why should the Christmas tree be the only thing that shimmers? Available in:
• Naughty List Black
• Nice Try White

THE SPARKLY SPECS:
• XS-5XL (tinsel for every treasure)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than Santa's lap)
• Perfect for those who make the naughty AND nice list

WHY THIS TEE SLEIGHS:
• More festive than your aunt's fruitcake
• Sparklier than your ex's promises
• Cheekier than an elf on the shelf
• Perfect for making the conservatives at Christmas dinner sweat

SERVE THIS SEASONAL SASS:
• Pair with:
  - Your favourite "yes, I AM the gift" smile
  - That "Santa's favourite" energy
  - The confidence of someone who decorates everything
  - Any bottom (because even elves need options)

PERFECT FOR:
• Making the office party less boring
• Holiday photos that'll shock grandma
• Being the gift everyone wants to unwrap
• Looking festive while being naughty

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your holiday hookup plans)
• Dry flat (unlike your tinsel)
• Handle with holiday spirit
• Wear while making Santa blush

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous carol singing
• Excessive holiday spirit
• Uncontrollable shimmy attacks
• Tinsel envy
• Christmas chaos

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too hot for the North Pole
• Starting inappropriate holiday traditions
• Making Mrs. Claus jealous
• Being banned from family photos
• Becoming everyone's favourite gift

Remember: Some deck the halls, but honey, you deck EVERYTHING! 

 

Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

View our Shipping Information Here.

Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!

🏳️🌈 FREE SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA FOR PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

Want to know when we're dropping hot new stuff? Join our mailing list, you minx! We'll keep you more updated than your dating app notifications!

📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:

• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):

• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥

 

FAQs

Production of your order takes 2-7 business days, dependant on order volume. Tracking information is emailed once dispatched, and will arrive to you within 2-3 days.

Indeed, a 30 Day return policy is upheld. To qualify for a refund or exchange, the garment must be in its original condition.

Currently no. We are always open to design idea's and would love to hear from you via our email - bitemenow@bitemenow.com.au

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