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Tinsel Tits Tee

Tinsel Tits Tee

Show Santa your daring side as you spread your holly jolly self throughout Tinsel Town. 

JINGLE ALL THE GAY! 

Hey festive foxes! Our 'Tinsel Tits Tee' is serving "deck the halls with extra sparkle" realness. Because why should the Christmas tree be the only thing that shimmers? Available in:
• Naughty List Black
• Nice Try White

THE SPARKLY SPECS:
• XS-5XL (tinsel for every treasure)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than Santa's lap)
• Perfect for those who make the naughty AND nice list

WHY THIS TEE SLEIGHS:
• More festive than your aunt's fruitcake
• Sparklier than your ex's promises
• Cheekier than an elf on the shelf
• Perfect for making the conservatives at Christmas dinner sweat

SERVE THIS SEASONAL SASS:
• Pair with:
  - Your favourite "yes, I AM the gift" smile
  - That "Santa's favourite" energy
  - The confidence of someone who decorates everything
  - Any bottom (because even elves need options)

PERFECT FOR:
• Making the office party less boring
• Holiday photos that'll shock grandma
• Being the gift everyone wants to unwrap
• Looking festive while being naughty

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your holiday hookup plans)
• Dry flat (unlike your tinsel)
• Handle with holiday spirit
• Wear while making Santa blush

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous carol singing
• Excessive holiday spirit
• Uncontrollable shimmy attacks
• Tinsel envy
• Christmas chaos

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too hot for the North Pole
• Starting inappropriate holiday traditions
• Making Mrs. Claus jealous
• Being banned from family photos
• Becoming everyone's favourite gift

Remember: Some deck the halls, but honey, you deck EVERYTHING! 

 
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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