Timeless Sapphic

Let's serve some eternal sapphic elegance! ⏰✨

TIME STOPS FOR SAPPHIC LOVE! 

Hey timeless beauties! Our 'Timeless Sapphic' black tee with its elegant clock graphic is serving "yes, I've been gay since before it was cool" realness. Because sapphic love isn't bound by time - it's eternal, like your ex's emotional baggage!

THE TIMELESS SPECS:
• XS-5XL (eternal in every size)
• Midnight black (like your vintage vinyl collection)
• Classic clock design (stuck on sapphic o'clock)
• 100% Australian cotton (ages like fine wine)

WHY THIS TEE TRANSCENDS:
• More classic than Sappho's poetry
• Timeless as your crush on Cate Blanchett
• Eternal as your plant collection
• Perfect for those who know love has no era

STYLE THROUGH THE AGES:
• Pair with:
  - Your vintage-loving heart
  - That "I've always known" energy
  - Classic Doc Martens (some things never change)
  - Your best "I'm not old, I'm vintage" attitude

PERFECT FOR:
• Poetry reading nights
• Antique bookstore browsing
• Timeless love stories
• Being eternally elegant
• Making history gay again

CARE ACROSS TIME:
• Wash with classics
• Dry with dignity
• Iron if the past demands
• Wear through the ages

MAY CAUSE:
• Sudden urges to read vintage poetry
• Spontaneous timepiece collecting
• Chronic old soul syndrome
• Historical sapphic references
• Uncontrollable desire to start a pocket watch collection

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too classic for modern events
• Starting conversations about lesbian history
• Making people check their watches
• Attracting other timeless souls
• Being mistaken for a walking art piece

Remember: Some things go out of style, but sapphic love is forever!