Blow Me

FOR WHEN SUBTLETY ISN'T YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE 

Take a walk on the wild side with this bold tee - it's more than meets the eye! Channel your inner rebel with our black or white options, and let your intentions shine through!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT THIRST TRAP:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your... approach
• Choose your flirting style:
   - Naughty Black: giving "your place or mine" energy
   - Teasing White: serving "innocent but we know better" realness
• Design more suggestive than your late-night texts
• Fits like that perfect hookup you've been manifesting
• Made-to-order because basic isn't how you roll in the sheets... or streets

👕 THE DIRTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than your ex's regrets
• Print that lasts longer than your last Grindr date
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because seduction comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your booty calls
• Proudly made in Australia with extra spice and everything nice

😈 HOW TO WERK THIS BAD BOY:
• Rock it to the club for instant attention
• Perfect for making your intentions crystal clear
• Ideal for days when your flirting needs no translation
• Style it with that "yeah, you read that right" smirk

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A SUGGESTION:
This isn't just another tee – it's basically foreplay in fabric form! Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious flirt)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY DRAWER:
• It's basically a walking proposition
• Perfect for those "feeling extra frisky" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than consent (which is still mandatory, honey!)
• Because subtle flirting is so last season
• Looks better on you than morning-after regrets

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive phone number offerings
• Could result in spontaneous winks from strangers
• Might make your parents question your life choices
• Will definitely make your conservative aunt clutch her pearls

SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE:
   - Uncontrollable eyebrow raises
   - Being everyone's temptation
   - Getting more numbers than your phone can store
   - Making innocent bystanders blush
   - Being too hot to handle (literally)

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your cheekiest grin
• That "oh, this old thing?" innocent look
• Your collection of suggestive comebacks
• Being everyone's bad decision
• The ability to make anyone flustered
• Your "I know exactly what I'm doing" energy 

Ready to make everyone blush? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your last walk of shame! Because subtle is cute, but direct gets results!