Suffice Sapphic

Let's serve some sapphic gem realness! 💎✨

SUFFICIENTLY SAPPHIC? HONEY, WE'RE ABUNDANT! 

Hey gem collectors! Our 'Suffice Sapphic' black tee with its blue gem backdrop is serving "more than enough" realness with a side of precious stone cold stunning. Because being sapphic isn't just sufficient - it's spectacular!

THE GEM SPECS:
• XS-5XL (precious in every size)
• Midnight black (like your dating history)
• Blue gem background (sparkling like your future)
• 100% Australian cotton (rare as your ex's good decisions)

WHY THIS TEE ROCKS:
• More brilliant than your crystal collection
• Clearer than your boundaries
• Harder than explaining to straight people
• Precious like your time
• Perfect for those who know their worth

STYLE YOUR SPARKLE:
• Pair with:
  - Your favourite "yes, I do read Sappho" glasses
  - That "I collect more than just crystals" energy
  - Silver jewellery (stack it like your sapphic credentials)
  - Docs because we know our audience

PERFECT FOR:
• Making other sapphics swoon
• Poetry reading nights
• Looking expensive at the farmers market
• Crystal shop browsing
• Being everyone's "gem friend"

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your ex's heart)
• Dry with dignity
• Handle with intention
• Wear while manifesting

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous poetry writing
• Sudden urges to start herb gardens
• Crystal collection expansion
• Sapphic radar activation
• Uncontrollable urges to adopt cats

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too precious for casual events
• Attracting other sapphics
• Starting conversations about mineralogy
• Developing expensive crystal habits
• Being mistaken for a walking art piece

Remember: Some gems are rare, but sapphic sparkle is forever!