Stay Queer White Hoodie

QUEERER THAN YOUR MOTHER'S EXPECTATIONS! 

Listen up, spicy rebels! Our white 'Stay Queer' hoodie is serving "yes, I'm gay in designer" realness. Because nothing says "sorry mum, still queer" quite like wearing your sexuality in pristine white! 

THE SPICY SPECS:
• XS-3XL (hot comes in all sizes)
• Crisp white (like your dating standards)
• Bold queer declaration (louder than your family therapy sessions)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your rejection of heteronormativity)

WHY THIS HOODIE IS HOT:
• Cleaner than your search history
• Purer than your thoughts
• More iconic than your coming out story
• Perfect for being "the gay cousin" at family events

SERVE THIS HEAT:
• Rock it with:
  - That "I'm the reason we have family meetings" energy
  - Your favourite "too queer to function" attitude
  - The confidence of someone who makes straight people sweat
  - Any bottom (because versatility is key, honey)

PERFECT FOR:
• Making conservative relatives nervous
• Family photos (be the white sheep!)
• Being the main character at brunch
• Looking expensive while being extra
• Causing scenes at Woolies

SPICY CARE GUIDE:
• Wash with audacity
• Dry with drama
• Iron if you're feeling straight
• Wear while causing gay chaos

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous gay panic (in others)
• Excessive fabulousness
• Chronic hotness
• Family gossip
• Unstoppable queerness
• Religious interventions

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too good at family therapy
• Starting gay riots at Sunday dinner
• Making your ex question their life choices
• Being the topic of prayer circles
• Becoming everyone's "bad influence"

BONUS FEATURES:
• Kangaroo pocket (for hiding pride flags and phone numbers)
• Hood (for dramatic reveals)
• White fabric (to show off your colourful personality)
• Comfort level: Gayer than intended