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  • Spaghetti White Scoop Neck Tee
  • Spaghetti White Scoop Neck Tee
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Spaghetti Scoop Neck

Spaghetti Scoop Neck

STRAIGHT UNTIL... IT GETS WET! 🍝🌈

Hey pasta people! Our scoop neck 'You Know About Spaghetti, Right?' tee is serving up the world's most relatable carb metaphor with a neckline that's giving "I know what I'm talking about" energy. Because nothing says "let me explain" quite like a scooped serving of sass!

THE PASTA PARTICULARS:
• XS-5XL (like pasta varieties - options matter)
• Crisp white base (fresh like your metaphors)
• Pride coloured font (bolder than your coming out story)
• Flirty scoop neck (deeper than your pasta knowledge)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your delivery)

WHY THIS SCOOP HITS DIFFERENT:
• Neckline lower than your standards
• Message clearer than pasta water
• Pride colours brighter than your future
• Scoop deeper than the conversation
• Perfect for serving looks AND lessons

SERVE THIS LOOK:
• Rock with:
  - Your favourite pride choker
  - Layered necklaces (because more is more)
  - That "yes, I'm about to educate you" smile
  - Collarbones ready to make a statement

PERFECT FOR:
• Coming out with carbs
• Pride potlucks
• Making Italians proud
• Educational dinner parties
• Serving neck and knowledge

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like that revelation)
• Dry flat (unlike your sexuality)
• Iron if needed (some like it straight, not all do)
• Serve fresh daily

MAY CAUSE:
• Sudden pasta cravings
• Spontaneous Italian gestures
• Uncontrollable giggling
• Pride in carb metaphors
• Excessive collarbone moments

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Making straight people think about pasta differently
• Causing carb-related revelations
• Starting conversations about "the scoop"
• Becoming everyone's favourite dinner guest
• Developing a reputation for pasta wisdom AND neckline knowledge

Remember: Life is like spaghetti - straight until things get interesting, and like this neckline - not afraid to dip a little lower! 

Go beyond basic and take the risk with different levels of scooping.

Available in sizes XS - XL only.
$49.99 AUD
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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