Smooth & Sassy Crop

Share your unique smooth and sassy style with the world.

Serving hot pink barcode crop realness! 💖

SCAN FOR HOT, BEEP FOR FABULOUS! 

Hey hot stuff! Our 'Smooth & Sassy' white crop with its hot pink barcode is giving "too scandalous to scan" energy. Because basic barcodes are so last season, and honey, you're premium stock! 

THE HOT STATS:
• XS-3XL (sass has no size limit)
• Crisp white (like your standards)
• Hot pink barcode (scanning for trouble)
• 100% Australian cotton (smooth like your DM slides)

PRICE CHECK ON FIERCE:
• Crop length: Just right
• Pink factor: Scorching
• Attitude: Unlimited
• Style: Cannot be contained

SERVE THIS LOOK:
• High-waisted everything (we know our audience)
• Black bottoms for that pop of pink
• Silver chains for extra scan appeal
• Your best "sorry, I'm limited edition" energy

PERFECT FOR:
• Making the basics overheat
• Serving crop top confidence
• Summer sass sessions
• Being a walking price tag (spoiler: you're priceless)
• Looking expensive while being extra

HANDLING INSTRUCTIONS:
• Wash cold (like your ex's heart)
• Dry with drama
• Iron if you're feeling pressed
• Wear while causing scenes

MAY CAUSE:
• Spontaneous posing
• Excessive fabulousness
• Sudden urges to hair flip
• Chronic hotness
• Pink-tinted confidence
• Uncontrollable sass emissions

WARNING:
Side effects include:
• Looking too hot for regular activities
• Setting off fashion alarms
• Making basics question their choices
• Starting impromptu photoshoots
• Being mistaken for a limited edition

Remember: Some crops are made to blend in, but honey, you were made to SCAN OUT!