Smooth & Sassy Black Tank

Show off your smooth sass with the stylish barcode design. 

SCAN FOR SASS, BEEP FOR ATTITUDE! 

Listen up, smooth operators! Our 'Smooth & Sassy' black tank is serving "yes, my personality DOES scan as fabulous" realness. Because being basic has been discontinued, and honey, you're premium inventory! 

THE SASS SPECS:
• XS-3XL (smooth comes in all sizes)
• Sleek black (like your humour)
• Barcode design (scanning for attitude)
• 100% Australian cotton (smooth like your comebacks)

PRICE CHECK ON SASS:
• Smoothness: Unlimited
• Sassiness: Off the charts
• Attitude: Priceless
• Style: Cannot compute

SCAN THIS LOOK:
• Pair with:
  - High-waisted anything (smooth moves only)
  - Leather pants (scan for extra sass)
  - Your favourite "too hot to handle" shorts
  - That "I'm not in stock, I'm exclusive" energy

PERFECT FOR:
• Making smooth exits
• Serving sassy entrances
• Summer attitude sessions
• Being a walking statement
• Looking expensive on a budget

MAINTENANCE MODE:
• Wash cold (like your responses)
• Dry with attitude
• Iron if you're feeling extra
• Wear while causing scenes

WARNING:
May result in:
• Excessive smoothness
• Uncontrollable sass
• Spontaneous hair flips
• Automatic eye rolls
• Increased fabulousness
• Chronic confidence

BONUS FEATURES:
• Works for:
  - Gym sass sessions
  - Hot girl walks
  - Making the basics jealous
  - Being too smooth for your own good
  - Setting off attitude detectors

Remember: Life's too short to be anything but smooth & sassy!