Sapphic Chic Gem

Let's drip in crystalline sapphic luxury! 💎✨

GEMS AREN'T RARE, BUT YOU ARE! 

Darling, this isn't just jewellery - it's a statement! Our 'Sapphic Chic Gem Necklace' black tee is serving "my crystal collection has a crystal collection" elegance. Because nothing says sophisticated sapphic quite like gems that never leave your neck!

THE GEM SPECS:
• XS-5XL (precious in every size)
• Noir canvas (like your vintage vinyl collection)
• Elegant gem necklace design (healing crystals but make it fashion)
• 100% Australian cotton (as authentic as your rose quartz)

WHY THIS TEE SPARKLES:
• More refined than your tea collection
• Chicer than your tarot deck
• Classier than your ex's apology
• Perfect for manifesting that luxury lesbian lifestyle

STYLE YOUR STONES:
• Layer with real gems (because too much is never enough)
• Add a blazer for "power crystal" energy
• High-waisted anything (we know our demographic)
• Your favourite boots (the ones that manifest confidence)

PERFECT FOR:
• Crystal shop owner meetings
• Full moon ceremonies
• Astrology readings
• High-end vintage shopping
• Looking expensive at the local witch store

GEMSTONE CARE:
• Cleanse under moonlight
• Charge with intention
• Manifest good wash cycles (cold)
• Align your chakras while ironing

MAY ATTRACT:
• Women who read birth charts
• Collectors of ethical gems
• Fellow crystal enthusiasts
• Sapphics with sophisticated taste
• Invitations to new moon circles

CAUTION:
Known to cause:
• Spontaneous crystal shopping
• Enhanced aura reading abilities
• Sudden sage burning
• Unexplained visits to metaphysical shops
• Strong opinions about zodiac signs

Remember: Some wear their heart on their sleeve, but the truly sophisticated wear their gems on their tee!