Sapphic Chic

Embrace your fearless, unstoppable Sapphic spirit and show the world what it truly means to be Sapphic.

Let's serve some sophisticated sapphic style! 

MOVE OVER STRAIGHT CHIC, THE GAYS ARE HERE! 

Hey style icons! Our 'Sapphic Chic' black tee is what happens when lesbian fashion meets "yes, I DO own something besides flannel." It's giving power lesbian meets street style, with a dash of "your girlfriend called, she wants her tee back."

THE STYLE STATS:
• XS-5XL (chic comes in all sizes)
• Black (like your coffee and your ex's heart)
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your rejection of the patriarchy)
• Sapphic elegance embodied

WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• More sophisticated than a U-Haul joke
• Chicer than your first crush
• Sleeker than your undercut
• Cooler than your iced oat latte

STYLE IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT:
• With a blazer (corporate sapphic realness)
• High-waisted anything (we know our audience)
• Doc Martens (because obviously)
• Gold chains (that's right, we're fancy now)
• Your best "I could be your next ex" energy

PERFECT FOR:
• Art gallery dates
• Coffee shop takeovers
• Farmers market browsing
• Vintage bookstore hunting
• Looking expensive while buying plants

MAINTENANCE MANUAL:
• Wash cold (like your dating app replies)
• Hang dry (like your pride flags)
• Iron if needed (we're chic, remember?)
• Wear while manifesting that rich lesbian energy

KNOWN TO CAUSE:
• Sudden urges to buy modern art
• Spontaneous poetry writing
• Enhanced ability to spot other sapphics
• Increased invitations to wine tastings
• Mysterious accumulation of succulents
• Overwhelming desire to open an indie bookstore

WARNING:
May result in:
• Looking too good at brunch
• Getting numbers without trying
• Being mistaken for a gallery owner
• Attracting women with good taste
• Starting a podcast about queer theory

Remember: Being sapphic isn't just an identity, it's a lifestyle choice... and honey, you're choosing CHIC!