Resting BitchFace

BECAUSE NICE DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU! 

Listen up, honey! Our 'Resting BitchFace' tee in pride colours is here to let everyone know that your face isn't mad - it's just fabulous! Because sometimes your face needs to say "I woke up like this" while your shirt screams "AND I'LL STAY LIKE THIS!" 

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEW MOOD:
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than your responses to stupid questions)
• Made-to-order (like your carefully crafted eye rolls)
• Pride-coloured bitchface font (serving rainbow realness with a side of sass)
• Size range XS-5XL because resting face comes in all sizes

🤍 WHY WHITE IS RIGHT:
• Makes those pride colours pop like your personality
• Perfect backdrop for your daily dose of unbothered
• Matches everything (like your consistent mood)

💅 SERVE THIS LOOK:
• Pair with:
  - Your favourite "don't talk to me" sunglasses
  - That walk that parts crowds like the Red Sea
  - The confidence of someone who doesn't care about your opinion
  - Any bottom, because you make the rules here

📏 THE SASS SPECS:
• Relaxed fit (room for all that personality)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your patience)
• Ethically made in Australia (we care, even if our faces don't show it)
• Care instructions: Cold wash, hang dry (handle with attitude)

PRO TIP: Perfect for:
• Grocery shopping when you're out of wine
• Family gatherings where someone might ask "still single?"
• Work meetings that could have been emails
• Pride events where you're feeling extra spicy
• Any day ending in 'y'

WARNING: Side effects may include:
• Increased confidence
• Decreased small talk
• Immunity to unsolicited advice
• Spontaneous eye rolling
• Ability to clear paths in crowded spaces
• Making basic people uncomfortable

BONUS USES:
• Great conversation starter (or ender)
• Perfect for those "No, I'm not angry, this is just my face" moments
• Excellent way to avoid chitchat with strangers
• Visual representation of your inner monologue

Remember: It's not an attitude problem, it's an attitude solution! 

Make your bold and confident statement today. Get yours now and dare anyone to test you!

Also Available in BLACK