Razzle Dazzle It's Christmas
Please refer to below measurements for your most suited fit.
Please note: Measurements can vary within 2.5cm, this is within our tolerance.
All Tees are a standard regular fit and made of 100% combed cotton. Tees are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Australian made and sizing.
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| ย SIZE | WIDTH (cm)ย | LENGTH (cm) |
| EXTRA SMALL | 43 | 68 |
| SMALL | 47 | 71 |
| MEDIUM | 52 | 75 |
| LARGE | 56.5 | 78.5 |
| EXTRA LARGE | 61 | 82 |
| 2XL | 64 | 83.5 |
| 3XL | 68 |
85 |
| 4XL | 75 |
87 |
| 5XL | 80 |
89 |
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CARING FOR YOUR TEES
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside outย
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- Free Shipping Within Australia
- Free Global Shipping on orders over $99
- 30 Day Return Policy - 100% Money Back Guarantee
- Sustainably Made in Australia
Let's sleigh with some spicy holiday realness! ๐โจ
Ho-Ho-HONEY! Our 'Razzle Dazzle It's Christmas' tee is here to make your yuletide GAY AF! Because why serve fruit cake when you can serve LOOKS? This tee is for everyone who believes Christmas should be less silent night and more "YASS QUEEN, SLEIGH!"ย
โจ WHY THIS TEE WILL MAKE SANTA BLUSH:
โข 100% Australian cotton (softer than Mrs. Claus' cookies)
โข Made-to-order (like your holiday hookup)
โข Fierce festive design (making the North Pole hot)
โข Size range XS-5XL because holiday hotness comes in all packages
๐จ CHOOSE YOUR HOLIDAY HEAT:
โข Beautiful Blue: Frostier than your ex's heart
โข Bold Black: Naughtier than coal
โข Pretty Pink: Hotter than your Christmas crush
๐ฅ SERVE HOLIDAY REALNESS:
โข Pair with:
ย - Leather pants (because Santa's not the only one who looks good in leather)
ย - Skinny jeans for that "nice list? I own the list" energy
ย - Shorts because Australian Christmas is hot (like you)
ย - Anything that makes the conservatives at family dinner clutch their pearls
๐ THE SPICY SPECS:
โข Relaxed fit (room for all your holiday secrets)
โข Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your ex's heart)
โข Ethically made in Australia (Santa's watching, after all)
โข Care instructions: Cold wash, hang dry (like your dating standards - high)
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PRO TIP: Perfect for:
โข Making the office party less boring
โข Family photos that'll make Aunt Karen sweat
โข Christmas brunch with your chosen family
โข Letting everyone know you're the gift they want under their tree
WARNING: Side effects may include:
โข Spontaneous twerking around the Christmas tree
โข Stealing focus from the star on top
โข Making candy canes look innocent
โข Converting conservatives to the gay agenda
โข Being mistaken for the best gift in the room
BONUS SLEIGH TIPS:
โข Pairs well with:
ย - A mistletoe belt buckle
ย - That "I'm the holiday miracle" attitude
ย - Excessive glitter (is there such a thing?)
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Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside outย
View our Shipping Information Here.
Shipping policy๐ฅ Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!
๐ณ๏ธ๐ FREE SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA FOR PRIDE MONTH ๐ณ๏ธ๐
Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...
โฐ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working ๐). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!
๐ Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!
๐ Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.
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๐ฆ Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:
Australia:
โข Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
โข Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
โข FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD
International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):
โข USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
โข UK: FREE shipping on orders over ยฃ99 GBP
โข Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
โข New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD
For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! ๐
๐ฑ Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!
Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!
Now go forth and make them SWEAT! ๐๐ฅ
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