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Razzle Dazzle It's Christmas
Razzle Dazzle It's Christmas
Let's sleigh with some spicy holiday realness! 🎄✨
Ho-Ho-HONEY! Our 'Razzle Dazzle It's Christmas' tee is here to make your yuletide GAY AF! Because why serve fruit cake when you can serve LOOKS? This tee is for everyone who believes Christmas should be less silent night and more "YASS QUEEN, SLEIGH!"
✨ WHY THIS TEE WILL MAKE SANTA BLUSH:
• 100% Australian cotton (softer than Mrs. Claus' cookies)
• Made-to-order (like your holiday hookup)
• Fierce festive design (making the North Pole hot)
• Size range XS-5XL because holiday hotness comes in all packages
🎨 CHOOSE YOUR HOLIDAY HEAT:
• Beautiful Blue: Frostier than your ex's heart
• Bold Black: Naughtier than coal
• Pretty Pink: Hotter than your Christmas crush
🔥 SERVE HOLIDAY REALNESS:
• Pair with:
- Leather pants (because Santa's not the only one who looks good in leather)
- Skinny jeans for that "nice list? I own the list" energy
- Shorts because Australian Christmas is hot (like you)
- Anything that makes the conservatives at family dinner clutch their pearls
📏 THE SPICY SPECS:
• Relaxed fit (room for all your holiday secrets)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (unlike your ex's heart)
• Ethically made in Australia (Santa's watching, after all)
• Care instructions: Cold wash, hang dry (like your dating standards - high)
💅 PRO TIP: Perfect for:
• Making the office party less boring
• Family photos that'll make Aunt Karen sweat
• Christmas brunch with your chosen family
• Letting everyone know you're the gift they want under their tree
WARNING: Side effects may include:
• Spontaneous twerking around the Christmas tree
• Stealing focus from the star on top
• Making candy canes look innocent
• Converting conservatives to the gay agenda
• Being mistaken for the best gift in the room
BONUS SLEIGH TIPS:
• Pairs well with:
- A mistletoe belt buckle
- That "I'm the holiday miracle" attitude
- Excessive glitter (is there such a thing?)
- SIZE GUIDE
- 30 DAY RETURN POLICY
- FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $99
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
- All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
- Australian Made and Sizing
- Mid weight
- Regular Fit
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
OUR WORK ETHOS
- Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
- Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
- We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out
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Key dates throughout the year providing opportunities to celebrate diversity, raise awareness, and advocate for LGBTQIA+ equality and rights. Bite Me Now offers a diverse collection of LGBTQIA+ Awareness Day Tees, allowing you to show your support year-round.
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