Mother F#cker Tank
Please refer to below measurements for your most suited fit.
Please note: Measurements can vary within 1.5cm, this is within our tolerance.
Tanks are a Classic fit and made of 100% cotton.
| SIZE | WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) |
| SMALL | 47.5 | 70 |
| MEDIUM | 52 | 74 |
| LARGE | 56.5 | 77.5 |
| EXTRA LARGE | 61 | 81 |
| 2XL | 65.5 | 84 |
| 3XL | 70 | 87 |
OUR TANKS ARE MADE WITH SUSTAINABILITY
With responsible apparel manufacturing.
- Respect for the environment
- Respect for people
- Respect for communities
- Respect for circularity
- Respect for transparency
- 30 Day Returns Policy - 100% Money Back Guarantee
- 100 % Australian Cotton
🔥 MOTHER F#CKER TANK 🔥
Subtle? Never heard of her. This tank is for the ones who wake up and choose chaos, serve looks that could kill, and aren't afraid to let the world know exactly who's boss.
The "Mother F#cker" tank doesn't just make a statement – it starts a whole damn conversation. Featuring our signature hot pink text that practically screams "Yes, I did wake up like this," this piece is your ticket to turning heads and dropping jaws wherever you strut.
Made from 100% Australian cotton because we're fancy like that, this tank fits like a dream and feels softer than your ex's ego. Available in classic black or pristine white, because sometimes you need options for your bad behaviour.
Sizes? Honey, we've got XS to 3XL because everybody deserves to be a bad biatch.
Perfect for:
• Making your grand entrance at Pride
• Letting everyone know who runs this show
• That day when "subtle" isn't in your vocabulary
• Literally any time you want to feel like THAT biatch
Ready to be the main character? Add this bad boy to your cart and let's make some trouble. 💁♀️✨
Find comfort in our Classic Tank. Crafted from 100% combed cotton, this sleeveless tank features a relaxed fit, neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
Following these simple steps will ensure your Tanks remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tanks inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out
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Shipping policy🔥 Thanks for Getting Bite-y With Us, Hot Stuff!
🏳️🌈 FREE SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA FOR PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈
Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...
⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!
🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!
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Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.
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📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:
Australia:
• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD
International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):
• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD
For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘
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Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!
Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!
Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥
