• Merry Kiss My Ass Black and Blue Tee - BiteMeNow
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  • Merry Kiss My Ass Black Tee - BiteMeNow
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  • Merry Kiss My Ass Grey Tee - BiteMeNow
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  • Merry Kiss My Ass Black Tee - BiteMeNow
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Merry Kiss My Ass Tee

Merry Kiss My Ass Tee

Say it how it is this Christmas with our 'Merry Kiss my Ass' Tee. Deck the halls with zero f*cks in this exclusive Bite Me Now design for everyone who's had enough holiday cheer! Because sometimes 'merry' needs a side of sass, and this tee delivers it straight to their North Pole. 

✨ Features:
• Premium 100% Australian cotton
• Exclusive 'Merry Kiss My Ass' design
• Comfy crew neck (for comfortable sass-giving)
• Short sleeves (because revenge is best served hot)
• Choose your mood:
  - Bold Blue (like your language)
  - Classic Black (like your heart)
  - Moody Grey (like your attitude)
  - Fierce Red (like your intentions)

📏 Sizes: XS-3XL (because attitude comes in every size!)

💁‍♀️ Styling Tips:
Perfect for family photos, office parties, or anywhere you need to spread anti-cheer with style. Pairs beautifully with your resting Grinch face!

✅ Must-Know Info:
• Exclusive to Bite Me Now
• Made in Australia
• Made-to-order (for maximum impact)
• Easy care: Machine wash cold

For everyone who thinks "Ho Ho Ho" is more of a life choice than a holiday greeting! 

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

AWARENESS DAY TEES

Key dates throughout the year providing opportunities to celebrate diversity, raise awareness, and advocate for LGBTQIA+ equality and rights. Bite Me Now offers a diverse collection of LGBTQIA+ Awareness Day Tees, allowing you to show your support year-round.

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