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Le Dollar Bean

Le Dollar Bean

💫 BECAUSE LE$BIAN CULTURE IS EVERYTHING! ✨

Hey there, TikTok trendsetter! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Tell Me You're A Le$bian Without Telling Me" uniform! Available in two sapphic shades:
• Lesbian Black: giving "your girlfriend's type" energy
• Olive You: serving "women who love women" realness

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT VIRAL MOMENT:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your DMs
• Design bolder than your coming out story
• Fits like sapphic pride (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because some trends deserve custom treatment
• Perfect for making the FYP gayer

👕 THE SAPPHIC DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than finding out she's single
• Print that stays fierce longer than a U-Haul lease
• Easy-care fabric more reliable than dating apps
• Proudly made in Australia with extra sapphic energy
• Perfect for every "if you know, you know" moment

🌈 HOW TO WERK YOUR PRIDE:
• Rock it like the viral sensation you are
• Perfect for TikTok creation
• Ideal for those "sapphic code" moments
• Style it with that "women loving women" confidence
• Great for making the algorithm gayer

💜 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Le$bian Culture Rules!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that keeps it authentically queer!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR SAPPHIC WARDROBE:
• It's basically your TikTok uniform
• Perfect for those "extra sapphic" days
• Makes your identity clearer than your FYP
• Because subtle isn't your style
• Looks better on you than heteronormativity ever did

🌟 POSITIVE EFFECTS INCLUDE:
• May cause excessive sapphic energy
• Could result in viral TikTok moments
• Might make the algorithm work overtime
• Will definitely attract other le$beans
• Plus:
   - Uncontrollable community vibes
   - Being everyone's gay awakening
   - Getting more follows than your account can handle
   - Making straight TikTok confused
   - Being too iconic to ignore

Ready to serve le$bian realness? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "For Legal Reasons That's a Dollar Sign!" Because some trends are more than just viral – they're culture! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most sapphic smile
• That "women only" energy
• Your viral potential
• Being everyone's FYP moment
• The ability to make TikTok gayer
• Your "professionally le$bian" attitude 💫

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• TikTok creation
• Sapphic celebration
• Community building
• Creating content
• Being deliberately gay
• Living your viral fantasy
• Making the algorithm work

Note: May cause extreme levels of sapphic visibility and sudden increases in follower count. Side effects include: confident struts, impromptu TikTok dances, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that le$bian culture is here to slay! 

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out