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Juicy Black Hoodie

Juicy Black Hoodie

BECAUSE SOME FRUIT IS FORBIDDEN FOR A REASON! 🍑

Hey there, snack! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Looking Like A Whole Meal" uniform! In a black that's giving "midnight snack" energy and serving "taste the rainbow" realness!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT TEMPTATION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your DM slides
• Classic black that's giving "deliciously dangerous" energy
• Design bolder than your appetite
• Fits like temptation itself (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because some treats aren't mass-produced

👕 THE JUICY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than forbidden fruit
• Print that stays fresh longer than your last crush
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex
• Proudly made in Australia with extra flavour
• Perfect for every "yes, I'm a snack" moment

🍑 HOW TO WERK YOUR JUICE:
• Rock it like the whole meal you are
• Perfect for making mouths water
• Ideal for those "looking like dessert" moments
• Style it with that "naturally delicious" confidence
• Great for serving looks and catching cravings

💦 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Satisfaction Guaranteed!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that knows good taste!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR SNACK WARDROBE:
• It's basically your thirst trap uniform
• Perfect for those "extra juicy" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your flavour
• Because bland was never your style
• Looks better on you than modesty ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive thirst
• Could result in spontaneous cravings
• Might make people skip their main course

SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE:
   - Uncontrollable deliciousness
   - Being everyone's craving
   - Getting more "hungry" than your DMs can handle
   - Making diets impossible
   - Being too tasty to resist

Ready to serve some juice? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Come Get A Taste!" Because being a snack is good, but being a whole meal is better! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your most appetising smile
• That "naturally delicious" energy
• Your collection of admirers
• Being everyone's craving
• The ability to make them hungry
• Your "professionally juicy" attitude 💋

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Thirst trap moments
• Snack serving
• Appetite creating
• Being deliberately delicious
• Living your juiciest life
• Making them salivate

Note: May cause extreme levels of attraction and sudden increases in DM slides. Side effects may include: confident struts, impromptu photoshoots, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that you're not just a snack, you're the whole damn meal! 

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Regular price $119.00 AUD
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece
  • heavy 350 GSM weight.
  • Hoodies are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage.
  • Australian made and sizing.

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of
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CARING FOR YOUR HOODIES

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your hoodies inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out