I am Woman

BECAUSE LOVING WOMEN IS AN ART FORM! 💕

Hey there, sapphic goddess! This isn't just any black tee – it's your official "Women Loving Women Loving Life" uniform! In a black that's as deep as your appreciation for the feminine form and as bold as your sapphic spirit!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your gayze
• Classic black that's giving "sapphic and significant" energy
• Design bolder than your coming out to your women's studies professor
• Fits like the embrace of a goddess (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because sapphic energy isn't mass-produced

👕 THE SAPPHIC DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than finding out she's gay too
• Print that stays fierce longer than a U-Haul lease
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex's sexuality
• Proudly made in Australia with extra sapphic magic
• Perfect for every "yes, we're both the woman" moment

💋 HOW TO WERK YOUR WOMAN:
• Rock it like the lesbian legend you are
• Perfect for making straight girls question everything
• Ideal for those "women are my religion" moments
• Style it with that "exclusively sapphic" confidence
• Great for turning heads at the feminist bookstore

🌙 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Women Are My Type, Gender Is My Sexuality!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates sapphic love!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR SAPPHIC WARDROBE:
• It's basically your lesbian license
• Perfect for those "extra sapphic" days
• Makes your preferences clearer than your undercut
• Because straight was never your direction

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive appreciation of women
• Could result in spontaneous poetry writing
• Might make men irrelevant
• Will definitely attract other sapphics
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable women-loving energy
   - Being every lesbian's crush
   - Getting more "u up?" than your DMs can handle
   - Making heterosexuality optional
   - Being too sapphic to function

Ready to celebrate your woman-loving soul? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Sappho Was Right!" Because loving women isn't just a preference – it's a masterpiece! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most powerful lipstick
• That "women only" energy
• Your collection of feminist literature
• Being every woman's possibility
• The ability to make straight girls think twice
• Your "sapphically yours" attitude 💋

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Sapphic celebrations
• Lesbian visibility
• Feminine worship
• Creating gay panic
• Being deliberately sapphic
• Living your lesbian fantasy
• Making the patriarchy nervous

Note: May cause extreme levels of sapphic energy and sudden increases in women appreciation. Side effects may include: power struts, impromptu Sappho quotations, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that loving women is both an art and a science!