Hustler

BECAUSE SLEEPING IS FOR THOSE WHO AREN'T GETTING PAID! 💰

Hey there, money moves maker! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Getting Rich Isn't A Crime" uniform! Available in four get-that-bread shades:
• Wealth White: giving "clean money, dirty mind" energy
• Boss Black: serving "empire state of grind" realness
• Revenue Red: radiating "profit is my love language" vibes
• Business Blue: for that "success is my signature" sass

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT MONEY MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your elevator pitch
• Design bolder than your investment portfolio
• Fits like the success you manifested (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because real hustlers aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for turning opportunities into outcomes

👕 THE HUSTLER DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than closing deals
• Print that stays fierce longer than your competition's stamina
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than startup promises
• Proudly made in Australia with extra grind energy
• Perfect for every "watch me work it" moment

💅 HOW TO WERK YOUR HUSTLE:
• Rock it like the money magnet you are
• Perfect for making the lazy uncomfortable
• Ideal for those "success is my middle name" moments
• Style it with that "born to win" confidence
• Great for turning dreams into deposits

💰 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Catch Me At The Bank!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that knows the grind!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BOSS WARDROBE:
• It's basically your success uniform
• Perfect for those "money making" days
• Makes your ambition clearer than your profit margins
• Because basic wasn't built for billions
• Looks better on you than poverty ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive wealth accumulation
• Could result in spontaneous business ventures
• Might make the unmotivated nervous
• Will definitely attract opportunities
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable success
   - Being everyone's motivation
   - Getting more "teach me" than your DMs can handle
   - Making mediocrity obsolete
   - Being too profitable to ignore

Ready to own your hustler status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Show Me The Money!" Because some of us were born to turn nothing into something! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your money-making mindset
• That "success is mandatory" energy
• Your collection of wins
• Being everyone's goals
• The ability to make it rain
• Your "always grinding" attitude 💸

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Money manifestation
• Empire building
• Success claiming
• Creating legacies
• Being deliberately ambitious
• Living your wealthy fantasy
• Making the grind look good

Note: May cause extreme levels of success and sudden increases in bank balance. Side effects may include: power moves, impromptu business launches, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that sleep is for those who don't want success bad enough!