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BECAUSE SUBTLETY IS OVERRATED! 🔥

Hey there, size enthusiast! This isn't just any black tee – it's your official "Yes, That's What They Say" uniform! In a black that's as dark as your intentions and bolder than your... confidence!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your pickup lines
• Classic black that's giving "big reputation" energy
• Design bolder than your dating profile
• Fits like your... personality (XS-5XL)
• Made-to-order because some gifts aren't mass-produced

👕 THE SIZEABLE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than your DM slides
• Print that stays impressive longer than your Grindr chats
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your hookups
• Proudly made in Australia with extra length energy
• Perfect for every "yes, it's true" moment

😏 HOW TO WERK YOUR ASSETS:
• Rock it like the legend they whisper about
• Perfect for making people look twice
• Ideal for those "speak for itself" moments
• Style it with that "you'll find out" confidence
• Great for starting conversations you plan to finish

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "The Rumours Are True!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that appreciates... talent!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically your resume in fabric form
• Perfect for those "feeling mighty" days
• Makes your reputation clearer than your intentions
• Because modest is not your style
• Looks better on you than humility ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive DM sliding
• Could result in spontaneous number requests
• Might make people drop their phones
• Will definitely raise expectations
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable confidence
   - Being everyone's curiosity
   - Getting more "prove it" than your phone can handle
   - Making modesty disappear
   - Being too legendary to ignore

Ready to own your reputation? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than your last hookup said "Oh my!" Because some gifts deserve their own billboard! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your knowing smirk
• That "just wait" energy
• Your collection of satisfied references
• Being everyone's size queen goals
• The ability to make them sweat
• Your "blessed and dressed" attitude 😏

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Starting rumours
• Confirming suspicions
• Size statements
• Creating intrigue
• Being deliberately suggestive
• Living your legend
• Making them wonder

Note: May cause extreme levels of curiosity and sudden increases in phone numbers. Side effects may include: confident struts, impromptu measuring discussions, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that some gifts come in large packages!