Emotionally Unavailable Hoodie

Get ready to wrap yourself in pure coziness with our Unisex Hoodie - Emotionally Unavailable. Emotions are a powerful reflection of your strength and being emotionally unavailable is seen as a sexy display of emotional intelligence. 

BECAUSE FEELINGS ARE OVERRATED! ✨

Hey there, commitment dodger! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Don't Catch Feelings, Catch This Block" uniform! Available in five "sorry, not sorry" shades:
• Bold Black: giving "dark like my soul" energy
• Navy: serving "deeper than your DMs" realness
• Olive: radiating "camouflaged from commitment" vibes
• Crisp White: for that "pure avoidance" aesthetic
• Fierce Red: because your red flags should match your outfit

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT DEFENCE MECHANISM:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection technique
• Design bolder than your excuse to cancel plans
• Fits like the emotional walls you've built
• Made-to-order because avoidance is an art form
• Perfect for keeping everyone at arm's length

🚫 HOW TO WERK YOUR UNAVAILABILITY:
• Rock it to first dates as a disclaimer
• Perfect for responding to "wyd" texts
• Ideal for keeping your therapist employed
• Style it with that "don't even try it" energy

🖤 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "My emotional capacity is currently on DND!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious avoider)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR DEFENSIVE WARDROBE:
• It's basically a walking boundary
• Perfect for those "feeling extra unavailable" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your trust issues
• Because vulnerability is so last season
• Looks better on you than commitment ever could

Ready to embrace your unavailability? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "New phone, who dis?" Because subtle is cute, but boundaries are better! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your "read at 2am" energy
• That "sorry I'm late I didn't want to come" vibe
• Your collection of excuses
• Being everyone's "what if" story
• The ability to make people respect boundaries
• Your "feelings? In this economy?" attitude 😌

Note: We're not responsible for any reduced drama, increased personal space, or sudden decreases in emotional labor that may occur while wearing this hoodie. Proceed with distance and a fully charged phone for leaving people on read! 

All of our hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece, heavy weight and are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Australian made and sizing.

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your hoodies inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

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📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:

• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):

• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

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Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

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