Homo

BECAUSE SUBTLETY IS SO STRAIGHT! 🏳️‍🌈

Hey there, professional homosexual! This isn't just any white tank – it's your official "Yes, I'm THAT Gay" uniform! In a crisp white that's giving "pure gay agenda" energy and showing off those arms you didn't get from being straight!

✨ WHY THIS TANK IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection of heteronormativity
• Pure white that's giving "spotless gay reputation" energy
• Design bolder than your coming out announcement
• Fits like the freedom you fought for (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because homosexuality isn't mass-produced

💪 THE HOMO DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than disappointing straight people
• Print that stays gay longer than your ex's "bi-curious" phase
• Sleeveless perfection for maximum gay impact
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra homo energy

🌈 HOW TO WERK YOUR HOMO:
• Rock it like the gay beacon you are
• Perfect for making conservatives sweat
• Ideal for those "yes, VERY homo" moments
• Style it with that "professionally gay" confidence
• Great for turning every space into pride

💅 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tank – it's your way of saying "Plot Twist: I'm Getting Gayer!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that lives to homosexualize!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR GAY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your gay business card
• Perfect for those "extra homosexual" days
• Makes your sexuality clearer than your intentions
• Because straight-passing was never your goal
• Looks better on you than heteronormativity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gay power
• Could result in spontaneous rainbow manifestation
• Might make straight people question everything
• Will definitely attract other homos
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable fabulousness
   - Being everyone's gay awakening
   - Getting more "same" than your DMs can handle
   - Making heterosexuality endangered
   - Being too gay to function (in the best way)

Ready to embrace peak homo? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "No Hetero!" Because being gay isn't just a part of you – it's the whole presentation! 

P.S. This tank pairs perfectly with:
• Your gayest smile
• That "100% homo" energy
• Your collection of pride flags
• Being everyone's gay inspiration
• The ability to make straight people nervous
• Your "full-time homosexual" attitude 💅

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Pride events
• Gay agenda advancement
• Homo recruitment drives
• Creating gay panic
• Being deliberately obvious
• Living your gayest life
• Making Karen uncomfortable

Note: May cause extreme levels of homosexuality and sudden increases in gay power. Side effects may include: fierce struts, impromptu gay anthems, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that you're here, you're queer, and they're gonna deal with it! 

P.P.S. Yes, it's white - because your homosexuality deserves a spotlight! 🌈