Ho Ho F**KING Ho Tee

BECAUSE SANTA'S NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN BE NAUGHTY! 🎅🏼

Hey there, holiday hellraiser! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Making The Naughty List My Bitch" uniform! Available in four festively fierce shades:
• Bad Behaviour Blue: giving "frost my balls" energy
• Grinch Green: serving "fuck your festive" realness
• Wicked White: for that "pure but make it sinful" vibe
• Lethal Lime: radiating "toxic Christmas spirit" sass

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY HAVOC:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your coal-filled heart
• Design bolder than spiking the eggnog
• Fits like Mrs. Claus's revenge fantasy (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because holiday rebellion isn't mass-produced
• Perfect for making elves question their life choices

👕 THE NAUGHTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than ruining Christmas cards
• Print that stays fierce longer than your family's shock
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than Santa's promises
• Proudly made in Australia with extra anti-festive energy
• Perfect for every "yes, I fucking said it" moment

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR HOLIDAY CHAOS:
• Rock it to Christmas dinner like the menace you are
• Perfect for making conservative relatives choke
• Ideal for those "watch me ruin tradition" moments
• Style it with that "coal collector supreme" confidence
• Great for turning silent nights into holy shit nights

🎅 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Deck These Fucking Halls!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that lives for holiday anarchy!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR REBEL WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list membership card
• Perfect for those "extra anti-Christmas" days
• Makes your holiday spirit clearer than vodka in the punch
• Because nice is for basic bitches
• Looks better on you than family therapy ever could

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive holiday rebellion
• Could result in spontaneous carol corruption
• Might make Jesus regret his birthday
• Will definitely start family drama
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable holiday havoc
   - Being everyone's favourite disappointment
   - Getting more gasps than your stocking can handle
   - Making traditional relatives need therapy
   - Being too naughty for the North Pole

Ready to sleigh the holidays? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Fuck Your Christmas Spirit!" Because being nice was never your strong suit! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most devilish smile
• That "professionally naughty" energy
• Your collection of ruined family photos
• Being everyone's bad influence
• The ability to make Santa swear
• Your "ho ho NO" attitude 😈

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Holiday destruction
• Family photo sabotage
• Christmas card alternatives
• Creating festive chaos
• Being deliberately offensive
• Living your anti-Christmas fantasy
• Making grandma faint

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday anarchy and sudden increases in family therapy sessions. Side effects may include: evil grins, impromptu carol destruction, and the irresistible urge to make the holidays as inappropriate as humanly possible!