Here Come the Homo's

BECAUSE STRAIGHT ENTRANCES ARE BORING! ✨

Hey there, professional scene-stealer! This isn't just any white tee – it's your official "Move, I'm Gay" uniform! In crisp white with rainbow realness that's giving "heteronormativity's worst nightmare" energy!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than straight people's comfort zone
• Rainbow design bolder than your coming out announcement
• Fits like the attention you deserve (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because iconic entrances aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making every door a closet to come out of

👕 THE DRAMATIC DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than ruining conservative events
• Print that stays fierce longer than straight people's composure
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex's sexuality
• Proudly made in Australia with extra entrance energy
• Perfect for every "yes, we've arrived" moment

💅 HOW TO WERK YOUR ENTRANCE:
• Rock it like the main character you are
• Perfect for making heteronormativity nervous
• Ideal for those "we're here, we're queer" moments
• Style it with that "watch me steal your spotlight" confidence
• Great for turning every entrance into a pride parade

🎭 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "The Gays Have Entered The Chat IRL!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that lives for drama!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically a warning system for straights
• Perfect for those "extra homosexual today" moments
• Makes your arrival clearer than your highlight
• Because subtle entrances are for heterosexuals
• Looks better on you than blending in ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gay panic in others
• Could result in spontaneous runway walks
• Might make straight people clutch their pearls
• Will definitely steal all attention
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable fabulousness
   - Being everyone's gay awakening
   - Getting more "slay" than your DMs can handle
   - Making basic entrances extinct
   - Being too iconic to ignore

Ready to make your entrance? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Move, I'm Gay!" Because every entrance should be gayer than their fears! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most dramatic walk
• That "yes, we've arrived" energy
• Your collection of grand entrances
• Being everyone's gay agenda
• The ability to make rooms gayer
• Your "professionally homosexual" attitude 

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Pride parades
• Family functions
• Conservative events
• Creating gay panic
• Being deliberately visible
• Living your entrance fantasy
• Making Karen uncomfortable

Note: May cause extreme levels of homosexual drama and sudden increases in entrance power. Side effects may include: fierce struts, impromptu choreography, and the irresistible urge to announce the arrival of the homos everywhere you go! 

P.P.S. Yes, it's white - because your gay entrance deserves a spotlight! Just avoid red wine at pride (or don't, make it fashion)