Gay Is The Way Scoop Neck

BECAUSE COLLARBONES DESERVE THE TRUTH! 

Hey there, neckline negotiator! This isn't just any scoop neck tee – it's your official "My Collarbones Came Out First" uniform! Available in four serve-worthy shades:
• Graceful Grey: giving "50 shades of gay" energy
• Notorious Navy: serving "nautically queer" realness
• Wonderful White: radiating "pure pride" vibes
• Bold Black: for that "gay after dark" drama

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT SERVE MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your coming out speech
• Scoop neck deeper than your last relationship
• Design bolder than your dating history
• Fits like the freedom you fought for (XS-XL)
• Made-to-order because gay excellence isn't mass-produced

👕 THE FABULOUS DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than validation
• Print that stays proud longer than straight people's confusion
• Neckline perfect for dramatic exits
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex
• Proudly made in Australia with extra gay magic

💫 HOW TO WERK YOUR WAY:
• Rock it with that "yes, this is the gay agenda" energy
• Perfect for making heteronormativity nervous
• Ideal for those "my neck says gay" moments
• Style it with that "this IS the way" confidence
• Great for serving collarbone realness

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a scoop neck – it's your way of saying "The Gay Agenda Includes Fantastic Necklines!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR GAY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your queer compass
• Perfect for those "extra gay today" moments
• Makes your path clearer than your highlight
• Because straight necklines are boring
• Looks better on you than heteronormativity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gay confidence
• Could result in spontaneous pride moments
• Might make straight people question their necklines
• Will definitely attract compliments
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable fabulousness
   - Being everyone's gay inspiration
   - Getting more "where did you get that?" than your DMs can handle
   - Making straight paths disappear
   - Being too gay to ignore

Ready to show them the way? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Gay is Bae!" Because being gay isn't just a lifestyle – it's THE lifestyle! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your gay confidence
• That "this IS the way" energy
• Your collection of pride moments
• Being everyone's gay compass
• The ability to make straight paths curve
• Your "watch me serve neck AND truth" attitude 💅

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Pride celebrations
• Gay guidance
• Collarbone moments
• Creating queer magic
• Being deliberately visible
• Living your gay fantasy
• Making every path gayer

Note: May cause extreme levels of gay energy and sudden increases in pride power. Side effects may include: proud struts, impromptu collarbone moments, and the irresistible urge to show everyone that gay is, indeed, the way!