FUTCH - Femme / Butch Tee

BECAUSE WHY CHOOSE WHEN YOU CAN SLAY BOTH! 

Hey there, gender-bending icon! This isn't just any white tee – it's your official "Lipstick On My Tool Belt" uniform! In a crisp white that's as clean as your fade and as pure as your power, this tee is serving "mascara and muscles" realness!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your feminine side
• Pure white that's giving "pretty but powerful" energy
• Design bolder than your gender expression
• Fits like the duality you embody (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because Futch isn't mass-produced

👕 THE FIERCE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than breaking stereotypes
• Print that stays bold longer than your manicure
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than gender norms
• Proudly made in Australia with extra futch energy
• Perfect for every mood on your gender spectrum

💄 HOW TO WERK YOUR FUTCH:
• Rock it with both Doc Martens and red lips
• Perfect for confusing the binary
• Ideal for those "yes, I can do both" moments
• Style it with that "watch me blend boundaries" confidence
• Great for serving soft and strong simultaneously

💪 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Catch Me Fixing Your Car In False Lashes!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates gender diversity!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically gender alchemy in fabric form
• Perfect for those "feeling extra Futch" days
• Makes your vibe clearer than your contour
• Because picking sides is so last season
• Looks better on you than labels ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gender euphoria
• Could result in spontaneous power moves
• Might make people question their assumptions
• Will definitely break some binaries
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable Futch energy
   - Being everyone's gender goals
   - Getting more "teach me your ways" than your DMs can handle
   - Making stereotypes obsolete
   - Being too powerful for one category

Ready to embrace your Futch? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Watch me work both!" Because being Futch isn't just a look – it's a superpower! 

Free shipping on orders over $99 within Australia! 🚚✨

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your perfect blend of swagger
• That "catch me if you can" energy
• Your collection of both boots and heels
• Being everyone's gender confusion
• The ability to rock both flannel and lace
• Your "best of both worlds" attitude 💄🔧

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Gender bending moments
• Binary confusion
• Power moves
• Creating Futch magic
• Being deliberately ambiguous
• Living your dual fantasy
• Making stereotypes nervous

Note: May cause extreme levels of Futch confidence and sudden increases in gender-bending power. Side effects may include: proud struts in work boots, perfect winged liner, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that you can fix their car AND their makeup!