FUTCH - Femme but Butch Navy Tee

NAVIGATING GENDER WITH STYLE! ✨

Hey there, gender admiral! This isn't just any navy tee – it's your official "Captain of Both Worlds" uniform! In a navy that's as deep as your versatility and as bold as your blend, this tee is serving "maritime but make it Futch" realness!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your femme side
• Navy blue that's giving "nautical AND nice" energy
• Design bolder than your gender expression
• Fits like the duality you command (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because Futch can't be mass-produced

👕 THE FIERCE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than breaking binaries
• Print that stays bold longer than your liquid liner
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than gender roles
• Proudly made in Australia with extra blend energy
• Perfect for every wave of your expression

💄 HOW TO WERK YOUR FUTCH:
• Rock it with both combat boots and contour
• Perfect for those "seafaring but make it sexy" moments
• Ideal for commanding all kinds of attention
• Style it with that "anchored in authenticity" confidence
• Great for sailing between feminine and masculine

💪 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "I Navigate All Waters!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates gender diversity!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically your gender compass
• Perfect for those "feeling extra versatile" days
• Makes your vibe clearer than ocean waters
• Because choosing sides is for landlubbers
• Looks better on you than conformity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gender euphoria
• Could result in spontaneous style fusion
• Might make people question their coordinates
• Will definitely rock some boats
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable versatility
   - Being everyone's port in a storm
   - Getting more "teach me your ways" than your DMs can handle
   - Making binaries walk the plank
   - Being too powerful for one harbour

Ready to set sail on your Futch journey? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Aye Aye, Captain!" Because being Futch isn't just a destination – it's an adventure! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your perfect blend of swagger
• That "captain of all vibes" energy
• Your collection of anchors AND pearls
• Being everyone's gender navigation
• The ability to command any room
• Your "charting my own course" attitude 💄⚓

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Gender sailing moments
• Binary navigation
• Power moves
• Creating waves
• Being deliberately versatile
• Living your nautical fantasy
• Making stereotypes seasick

Note: May cause extreme levels of Futch confidence and sudden increases in gender-bending power. Side effects may include: proud struts in boat shoes, perfect winged liner, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that you can both sail the ship AND serve the looks!