Festive As F*ck Tee

🎄 BECAUSE SUBTLE HOLIDAY SPIRIT IS SO LAST SEASON! ✨

Hey there, holiday rebel! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Not Your Grandma's Christmas Spirit" uniform! Available in three jolly-but-make-it-edgy shades:
• Bold Black: giving "naughty list VIP" energy
• Beautiful Blue: serving "winter wonderland gone wild" realness
• Wicked White: for that "pure but make it spicy" vibe

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your response to "feeling festive?"
• Design bolder than your office party behaviour
• Fits like that holiday spirit you can't contain (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because basic festive isn't your style
• Perfect for making Santa blush

👕 THE FESTIVE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than spiked eggnog
• Print that stays fierce longer than your New Year's resolutions
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your Secret Santa
• Proudly made in Australia with extra holiday sass
• Perfect for every "too much is never enough" celebration

🎅 HOW TO WERK YOUR FESTIVE SASS:
• Rock it to make traditional carolers clutch their pearls
• Perfect for spicing up family photos
• Ideal for those "yes, I'm THIS festive" moments
• Style it with that "deck the f*cking halls" confidence
• Great for being the most memorable at holiday parties

🎁 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just holiday wear – it's your way of saying "I Put the Lit in Holiday Spirit!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates festive rebellion!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR HOLIDAY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "extra AF festive" days
• Makes your holiday mood clearer than spiked punch
• Because regular festive was never your style
• Looks better on you than an ugly Christmas sweater

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive holiday cheer
• Could result in spontaneous carol remixing
• Might make conservative relatives need a drink
• Will definitely be the talk of Christmas dinner
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable festive energy
   - Being everyone's favourite holiday rebel
   - Getting more "where did you get that?" than your inbox can handle
   - Making traditional decorations look boring
   - Being too festive for regular celebrations

Ready to own your extra festive status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "F*ck Yeah, Christmas!" Because being festive isn't just a mood – it's a lifestyle! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most outrageous holiday spirit
• That "too festive to function" energy
• Your collection of NSFW carols
• Being everyone's favourite holiday chaos
• The ability to make Santa question his list
• Your "festive AF and proud" attitude 🎄

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday rebellion and sudden increases in festive chaos. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu carol remixes, and the irresistible urge to make the holidays extra AF! 

Warning: Not suitable for conservative family gatherings (or maybe perfect for them 😈)