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Festive As F*ck Tee

Festive As F*ck Tee

🎄 BECAUSE SUBTLE HOLIDAY SPIRIT IS SO LAST SEASON! ✨

Hey there, holiday rebel! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Not Your Grandma's Christmas Spirit" uniform! Available in three jolly-but-make-it-edgy shades:
• Bold Black: giving "naughty list VIP" energy
• Beautiful Blue: serving "winter wonderland gone wild" realness
• Wicked White: for that "pure but make it spicy" vibe

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your response to "feeling festive?"
• Design bolder than your office party behaviour
• Fits like that holiday spirit you can't contain (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because basic festive isn't your style
• Perfect for making Santa blush

👕 THE FESTIVE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than spiked eggnog
• Print that stays fierce longer than your New Year's resolutions
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your Secret Santa
• Proudly made in Australia with extra holiday sass
• Perfect for every "too much is never enough" celebration

🎅 HOW TO WERK YOUR FESTIVE SASS:
• Rock it to make traditional carolers clutch their pearls
• Perfect for spicing up family photos
• Ideal for those "yes, I'm THIS festive" moments
• Style it with that "deck the f*cking halls" confidence
• Great for being the most memorable at holiday parties

🎁 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just holiday wear – it's your way of saying "I Put the Lit in Holiday Spirit!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates festive rebellion!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR HOLIDAY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "extra AF festive" days
• Makes your holiday mood clearer than spiked punch
• Because regular festive was never your style
• Looks better on you than an ugly Christmas sweater

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive holiday cheer
• Could result in spontaneous carol remixing
• Might make conservative relatives need a drink
• Will definitely be the talk of Christmas dinner
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable festive energy
   - Being everyone's favourite holiday rebel
   - Getting more "where did you get that?" than your inbox can handle
   - Making traditional decorations look boring
   - Being too festive for regular celebrations

Ready to own your extra festive status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "F*ck Yeah, Christmas!" Because being festive isn't just a mood – it's a lifestyle! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most outrageous holiday spirit
• That "too festive to function" energy
• Your collection of NSFW carols
• Being everyone's favourite holiday chaos
• The ability to make Santa question his list
• Your "festive AF and proud" attitude 🎄

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday rebellion and sudden increases in festive chaos. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu carol remixes, and the irresistible urge to make the holidays extra AF! 

Warning: Not suitable for conservative family gatherings (or maybe perfect for them 😈)

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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION

  • All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
  • Australian Made and Sizing
  • Mid weight
  • Regular Fit
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage

OUR WORK ETHOS

  • Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
  • Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
  • We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
  • wash your tees inside out
  • use cold cycle
  • do not mix white, colour and dark tees
  • do not tumble dry
  • do not dry clean
  • do not iron directly over print, iron inside out