Fem Boi Hoodie

BECAUSE GENDER IS YOUR PLAYGROUND! ✨

Hey there, gender-blending icon! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Breaking Binary Boundaries" uniform! Available in two fierce statements:
• Bold Black: giving "soft but deadly" energy
• Pristine White: serving "pure rebellion" realness

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT GENDER REVOLUTION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your feminine side
• Design bolder than gender norms
• Fits like the freedom you deserve (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because fem bois aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for confusing the binary

👕 THE FLUID DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than smashing stereotypes
• Print that stays fierce longer than society's expectations
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than gender roles
• Proudly made in Australia with extra gender-bending energy
• Cozy enough for all your soft boi moments

💅 HOW TO WERK YOUR DUALITY:
• Rock it to make the binary nervous
• Perfect for those "yes, I can be both" days
• Ideal for confusing straight people
• Style it with that "gender is my art form" confidence
• Great for serving soft and strong simultaneously

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Watch Me Break Your Gender Rules!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that celebrates gender diversity!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR FLUID WARDROBE:
• It's basically gender expression in fabric form
• Perfect for those "feeling extra fluid" days
• Makes your identity clearer than your eyeliner
• Because binary was never your style
• Looks better on you than conformity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive gender euphoria
• Could result in spontaneous fem boi energy
• Might make binary folks question everything
• Will definitely break some binaries
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable gender creativity
   - Being everyone's gender goals
   - Getting more "how do you do it" than your DMs can handle
   - Making gender norms obsolete
   - Being too fluid for labels

Ready to embrace your fem boi energy? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Gender is a construct!" Because being a fem boi isn't just an identity – it's an art form! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your fluid confidence
• That "catch me if you can" gender expression
• Your collection of boundary-breaking looks
• Being everyone's gender inspiration
• The ability to make binaries nervous
• Your "watch me bend rules" attitude 💫

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Gender exploration
• Binary confusion
• Soft boi moments
• Creating queer magic
• Being deliberately ambiguous
• Living your fluid fantasy
• Making gender your playground

Note: May cause extreme levels of gender euphoria and sudden increases in fem boi power. Side effects may include: proud struts, impromptu gender expression, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone that gender is yours to define!