Est. Queer Black Hoodie

🌈 ESTABLISHED AT BIRTH, VERIFIED BY LIFE! ✨

Hey there, certified queer! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Born This Way, Here To Slay" certification! In a black that's as bold as your coming out story, this hoodie is serving pure "established in the womb, verified by the room" energy!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your response to "is it just a phase?"
• Classic black that's giving "authentically queer" energy
• Design bolder than your exit from the closet
• Fits like the freedom of living your truth
• Made-to-order because queerness isn't mass-produced

👕 THE QUEER DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than proving the haters wrong
• Print that stays proud longer than your family's denial phase
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because queerness comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your first gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra queer magic

💁♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR ESTABLISHMENT:
• Rock it like the verified queer you are
• Perfect for making heteronormativity nervous
• Ideal for skipping the "when did you choose" conversation
• Style it with that "born this way" confidence

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Queer Since Day One!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a certified queer)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR QUEER WARDROBE:
• It's basically your gay credentials in fabric form
• Perfect for those "extra established" days
• Makes your identity clearer than your Spotify playlist
• Because subtle is so last closet
• Looks better on you than conformity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive pride
• Could result in spontaneous queer joy
• Might make straight people question everything
• Will definitely boost your gay power level
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable authenticity
   - Being everyone's queer role model
   - Getting more "yasss" than your ears can handle
   - Making the heteronormative agenda shake
   - Being too established to ignore

Ready to flaunt your establishment? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Born This Gay!" Because being queer isn't a choice – it's a certification! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your "been gay since day one" energy
• That "established and verified" smirk
• Your collection of pride flags
• Being everyone's queer inspiration
• The ability to make straight people question things
• Your "authentically me" attitude 

Note: May cause extreme levels of queer confidence and sudden increases in proud LGBTQIA+ energy. Side effects may include: proud struts, impromptu dance breaks, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone you were born this way! 

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Pride events
• Family gatherings
• Making statements without words
• Certified queer moments
• Being unapologetically established 🌈