Est. Queer Black Hoodie

🌈 ESTABLISHED AT BIRTH, VERIFIED BY LIFE! ✨

Hey there, certified queer! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Born This Way, Here To Slay" certification! In a black that's as bold as your coming out story, this hoodie is serving pure "established in the womb, verified by the room" energy!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your response to "is it just a phase?"
• Classic black that's giving "authentically queer" energy
• Design bolder than your exit from the closet
• Fits like the freedom of living your truth
• Made-to-order because queerness isn't mass-produced

👕 THE QUEER DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than proving the haters wrong
• Print that stays proud longer than your family's denial phase
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because queerness comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your first gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra queer magic

💁♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR ESTABLISHMENT:
• Rock it like the verified queer you are
• Perfect for making heteronormativity nervous
• Ideal for skipping the "when did you choose" conversation
• Style it with that "born this way" confidence

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Queer Since Day One!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a certified queer)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR QUEER WARDROBE:
• It's basically your gay credentials in fabric form
• Perfect for those "extra established" days
• Makes your identity clearer than your Spotify playlist
• Because subtle is so last closet
• Looks better on you than conformity ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive pride
• Could result in spontaneous queer joy
• Might make straight people question everything
• Will definitely boost your gay power level
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable authenticity
   - Being everyone's queer role model
   - Getting more "yasss" than your ears can handle
   - Making the heteronormative agenda shake
   - Being too established to ignore

Ready to flaunt your establishment? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Born This Gay!" Because being queer isn't a choice – it's a certification! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your "been gay since day one" energy
• That "established and verified" smirk
• Your collection of pride flags
• Being everyone's queer inspiration
• The ability to make straight people question things
• Your "authentically me" attitude 

Note: May cause extreme levels of queer confidence and sudden increases in proud LGBTQIA+ energy. Side effects may include: proud struts, impromptu dance breaks, and the irresistible urge to remind everyone you were born this way! 

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Pride events
• Family gatherings
• Making statements without words
• Certified queer moments
• Being unapologetically established 🌈

All of our hoodies are a standard regular fit and made of 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti pill fleece, heavy weight and are preshrunk to minimise shrinkage. Australian made and sizing.

Following these simple steps will ensure your hoodies remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your hoodies inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark hoodies
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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🏳️🌈 FREE SHIPPING WITHIN AUSTRALIA FOR PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈

Well, well, well... look who's got taste! Thanks for sliding into our checkout, you absolute snack! Now let's get down and dirty with the details of what happens next...

⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

🌏 Why We're Hot Different:
Unlike those one-night-stand mass producers, we're making your piece with intention, baby. Each item is crafted specially for YOUR hot bod once you say "yes" to us. Think of it as foreplay - the anticipation makes it so much better! We're not about that cheap thrill life - we're here to make sweet, sustainable love to Mother Earth!

🎉 Heading to an Event? (Don't Come Late!)
Planning to serve face at Pride or slay an Awareness Day? Don't leave your outfit to the last minute like that ex who couldn't commit! Our collections drop 2 months before events because we know you like it well-planned and perfectly executed.

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📦 Shipping Rates and Delivery Times:

Australia:

• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

International Shipping (Now Serving More Hotties!):

• USA: FREE shipping on orders over $99 USD
• UK: FREE shipping on orders over £99 GBP
• Canada: FREE shipping on orders over $99 CAD
• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

For international orders under the free shipping threshold, rates are automatically calculated at checkout based on Australia Post's international rates. Because we love to keep it transparent, just like your mesh tank top! 😘

📱 Track That Package:
Once your piece of hotness is ready to come your way, we'll slide into your DMs with tracking details faster than your last crush double-tapped your thirst trap!

Thanks for joining our wild ride of sustainability and style. Your patience isn't just foreplay - it's helping create a world that's hotter, better, and more fabulous for everyone!

Now go forth and make them SWEAT! 💋🔥