Essential Bear White Hoodie

SERVING POLAR BEAR REALNESS! ✨

Hey there, essential cuddle provider! This isn't just any white hoodie – it's your official "Bear Necessities" uniform! In a crisp white that shows off your wilder side (and maybe some club glitter), this hoodie is serving pure "innocent in the streets, essential in the sheets" energy!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT DEN ESSENTIAL:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your morning-after personality
• Pure white that's giving "polar bear daddy" energy
• Design bolder than your Growlr stats
• Fits like the bear hug everyone's begging for
• Made-to-order because essential bears aren't mass-produced

🐻 THE GRIZZLY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than a bear pile
• Print that stays fierce longer than your last cub's endurance
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because bears come in all flavours
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your hookup promises
• Proudly made in Australia with extra rawr

💪 HOW TO WERK YOUR BEAR ESSENTIALS:
• Rock it to show your softer side (until they get closer)
• Perfect for making cubs do a double-take
• Ideal for that "pure but powerful" energy
• Style it with that "looks innocent, isn't" vibe
• Great for standing out in the dark of bear night

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A HOODIE:
This isn't just white cotton – it's your way of saying "Don't Let The Colour Fool You!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bear)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BEAR CAVE:
• It's basically catnip for cubs who like contrast
• Perfect for those "looking pure, thinking dirty" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your beard
• Because sometimes bears wear white
• Looks better on you than camouflage ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive cub attention
• Could result in spontaneous "innocent" bear photo ops
• Might make people question their polar bear fantasies
• Will definitely stand out at the bear bar
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable contrast appreciation
   - Being everyone's "pure" temptation
   - Getting more "you don't look innocent" DMs
   - Making the whole bear community thirsty
   - Being too essential to blend in

Ready to serve polar bear realness? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than cubs can say "Who's been sleeping in my bed?" Because every den needs a bear who can work the light side! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your deceptively sweet smile
• That "looks pure, isn't" energy
• Your contrast-loving aesthetic
• Being everyone's white knight bear
• The ability to surprise cubs
• Your "essential services" attitude 🐻

Note: We're not responsible for any propositions, cub approaches, or sudden increases in "aren't you hot in that white hoodie?" messages. Proceed with confidence and stain remover! 

BEAR BONUS FEATURES:
• Perfect for:
   - Standing out at bear night
   - Playing innocent (briefly)
   - Making the dark room brighter
   - Essential contrast services
   - Being everyone's polar bear fantasy 😏

Warning: White shows everything - choose your activities wisely!