Essential Bear Black Hoodie

BECAUSE EVERY DEN NEEDS ONE! ✨

Hey there, essential cuddle provider! This isn't just any black hoodie – it's your official "Bear Necessities" uniform! In a black that's as bold as your growl, this hoodie is serving pure "cuddles required, clothes optional" energy!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT DEN ESSENTIAL:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your teddy bear collection
• Classic black that's giving "daddy bear after dark" energy
• Design bolder than your Scruff profile
• Fits like the bear hug everyone's craving
• Made-to-order because essential bears aren't mass-produced

🐻 THE GRIZZLY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than a bear pile
• Print that stays fierce longer than your last cub's stamina
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because bears come in all flavours
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your last bear night hookup
• Proudly made in Australia with extra grrrr

💪 HOW TO WERK YOUR BEAR ESSENTIALS:
• Rock it to bear nights at the club
• Perfect for making cubs weak at the knees
• Ideal for casual den dominance
• Style it with that "come to papa bear" energy
• Great for winter hibernation season

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A HOODIE:
This isn't just cozy wear – it's your way of saying "Essential Worker in the Streets, Essential Bear in the Sheets!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bear)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BEAR CAVE:
• It's basically catnip for cubs
• Perfect for those "feeling extra cuddly" days
• Makes your role clearer than your beard
• Because subtle is for otters
• Looks better on you than twink clothes ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive cub attention
• Could result in spontaneous bear hugs
• Might make twinks reconsider their type
• Will definitely make the bear bar take notice
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable growling
   - Being everyone's winter warmth
   - Getting more cubs in your DMs than your phone can handle
   - Making the whole bear community thirsty
   - Being too essential to ignore

Ready to claim your essential status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than cubs line up for bear night! Because every den needs an essential bear! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your natural gruff charm
• That "essential services" smirk
• Your leather collection
• Being everyone's favourite bear
• The ability to make cubs nervous
• Your "essential personnel only" attitude 🐻

Note: We're not responsible for any propositions, cub approaches, or sudden increases in bear app messages that may occur while wearing this hoodie. Proceed with confidence and a fully charged phone! 

BEAR BONUS FEATURES:
• Perfect for:
   - Bear bar nights
   - Hibernation season
   - Making the leather community proud
   - Essential cuddling services
   - Being everyone's type of essential 😏