Dyke The Halls White Tee

🎄 MAKING THE YULETIDE GAY(ER)! ✨

Hey there, festive sapphic! This isn't just any white tee – it's your official "Sorry Santa, I'm Here For Mrs. Claus" uniform! Crisp white like the snow you're gayer than, this tee is serving pure "deck the halls with extra gay" energy!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR HOLIDAY POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your response to "when will you meet a nice boy?"
• Crisp white that's giving "out and proud for Christmas" realness
• Design bolder than coming out at family dinner
• Fits like that chosen family love
• Made-to-order because holiday gays aren't mass-produced

👕 THE FESTIVE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than dodging mistletoe with men
• Print that stays proud longer than your aunt's heteronormative questions
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because holiday cheer comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra sapphic sparkle

🎅 HOW TO WERK YOUR HOLIDAY GAY:
• Rock it to family gatherings for instant clarity
• Perfect for making conservative relatives nervous
• Ideal for holiday parties and queer festivities
• Style it with that "yes, we're both wearing it" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A HOLIDAY TEE:
This isn't just festive wear – it's your way of saying "All I Want For Christmas Is Girls!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious holiday gay)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR GAY WARDROBE:
• It's basically a holiday coming out card
• Perfect for those "extra gay Christmas" moments
• Makes your intentions clearer than a rainbow ornament
• Because subtle holiday queerness is so last year
• Looks better on you than pretending to like men ever did

🚨 WARNING: FESTIVE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive lesbian holiday cheer
• Spontaneous carol queering
• Uncontrollable urge to gay up decorations
• Making straight people check their lyrics
• Being too gay for the nativity scene
• Random acts of sapphic joy
• Sudden ability to make candy canes look gay

Ready to make your holidays gayer? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "No room at the U-Haul!" Because being home for Christmas is better when you're homo for Christmas! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your gayest holiday smile
• That "yes, I'm still gay at Christmas" energy
• Your collection of rainbow ornaments
• Being everyone's gay holiday spirit
• The ability to make carolers question lyrics
• Your "making the season bright and gay" attitude 🎄

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday queerness and sudden increases in sapphic seasonal joy. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu gay carol sessions, and the irresistible urge to put rainbows on everything! 

HOLIDAY BONUS:
Perfect for:
• Christmas family photos
• Holiday parties
• Making grandma ask questions
• Queering up Secret Santa
• Being the gayest elf at the party 🌈

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