Daddy Paws White Hoodie

BECAUSE BEARS DO IT BETTER 

Hey there, commanding cub collector! This isn't just any white hoodie – it's your official "Yes, This Bear Is In Charge" uniform! Crisp white to show off that daddy bear energy (and maybe a little body glitter from the club).

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your teddy bear collection
• Design bolder than your Growlr profile
• Fits like the bear hug everyone's craving
• Made-to-order because daddy bears aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making cubs weak at the knees

👕 THE GRIZZLY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than a bear pile
• Print that stays dominant longer than your last cub's stamina
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because daddy bears come in all sizes
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your last bear night hookup
• Proudly made in Australia with extra grrrr

🐻 HOW TO WERK YOUR BEAR DADDY ENERGY:
• Rock it to establish dominance at bear night
• Perfect for making your presence felt at the leather bar
• Ideal for skipping the "who's the daddy bear" conversation
• Style it with that "come to papa bear" energy

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "This bear den has a strict daddy policy!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious daddy bear)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BEAR CAVE:
• It's basically catnip for cubs
• Perfect for those "feeling extra daddy" days
• Makes your role clearer than your beard
• Because subtlety is for otters
• Looks better on you than hibernation ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive cub attention
• Could result in spontaneous "Yes Daddy Bear" responses
• Might make twinks reconsider their type
• Will definitely make the bear bar take notice
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable growling
   - Being everyone's daddy bear fantasy
   - Making the whole bear community thirsty
   - Being too powerful for one bear den

Ready to rule the bear scene? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than cubs line up for bear night! Because subtle is cute, but Daddy Paws gets results! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your natural gruff charm
• That "come to daddy bear" look
• Your leather collection
• Being everyone's daddy bear goals
• The ability to make cubs nervous
• Your "this bear bites" attitude 🐻

Side Effects May Also Include:
• Excessive attention at bear bars
• Spontaneous bear hugs from strangers
• Cubs offering to buy you drinks
• Being mistaken for the owner of the leather bar
• Having to create a waiting list for your bear den