Daddy Hoodie

BECAUSE AUTHORITY LOOKS GOOD ON YOU 

Hey there, dominant snack! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Yes, You Can Call Me Daddy" uniform! Available in two power moves:
• Commanding White: giving "pure dominance" energy
• Naval Navy: serving "captain of this ship" realness

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your... instructions
• Design bolder than your last command
• Fits like the authority you naturally exude
• Made-to-order because Daddies aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making submissives salute

👕 THE DOMINANT DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than absolute control
• Print that stays dominant longer than your sub's patience
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because Daddies come in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than bratty behaviour
• Proudly made in Australia with extra commanding energy

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR AUTHORITY:
• Rock it to establish dominance without saying a word
• Perfect for making your presence felt
• Ideal for skipping the "who's in charge" conversation
• Style it with that "you know the rules" energy

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "I'm the one who gives the orders!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious Daddy)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically authority in fabric form
• Perfect for those "feeling extra commanding" days
• Makes your role clearer than your boundaries
• Because subtlety is for switches
• Looks better on you than vanilla ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive submissive attention
• Could result in spontaneous "Yes Sir/Daddy" responses
• Might make vanilla people need explanation
• Will definitely make subs stand at attention
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable dominant energy
   - Being everyone's authority figure
   - Making submissives seek permission
   - Being too powerful for the vanilla world

Ready to command respect? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than a sub can say "Yes, Daddy!" Because subtle is cute, but Daddy gets results! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your natural authority
• That "you know better" look
• Your collection of rules
• Being everyone's decision maker
• The ability to make subs nervous
• Your "I make the rules" attitude