Daddy ! Hoodie

BECAUSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE ✨

Hey there, dominant snack! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Yes, You Can Call Me Daddy" uniform! Available in two power moves:
• Commanding Black: giving "yes sir" energy
• Dominant White: serving "make them behave" realness

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your... commands
• Design bolder than your DMs
• Fits like the authority you naturally command
• Made-to-order because Daddies aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making submissive sweat

👕 THE DOMINANT DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than total control
• Print that stays dominant longer than your last scene
• Inclusive sizing XS-3XL because Daddies come in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your subs
• Proudly made in Australia with extra dominant energy

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR AUTHORITY:
• Rock it to establish dominance without saying a word
• Perfect for making your presence known
• Ideal for skipping the "who's in charge" conversation
• Style it with that "you know what to do" energy

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "I'm not the one who says 'Yes Sir'" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious Daddy)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically authority in fabric form
• Perfect for those "feeling extra dominant" days
• Makes your role clearer than your safe word
• Because subtlety is for switches
• Looks better on you than vanilla ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive submissive attention
• Could result in spontaneous "Yes Daddy" responses
• Might make vanilla people clutch their pearls
• Will definitely make subs weak in the knees
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable dominant energy
   - Being everyone's authority figure
   - Making submissive slide into your DMs
   - Being too powerful for the vanilla world

Ready to claim your authority? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than a sub can drop to their knees! Because subtle is cute, but Daddy gets results! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your dominant energy
• That "you know what to do" look
• Your collection of commands
• Being everyone's authority figure
• The ability to make subs nervous
• Your "I run this" attitude 😏

Note: We're not responsible for any propositions, submissive approaches, or pearl-clutching that may occur while wearing this hoodie. Proceed with confidence and a fully charged phone!