D Y K E Hoodie - White

BECAUSE RECLAIMING IS YOUR SUPERPOWER! ✨

Hey there, powerful queen! This isn't just any hoodie – it's your official "Reclaimed & Proud" statement piece! This hoodie is serving pure "Yes I Am, No I Won't Date Your Boyfriend" energy!

✨ WHY THIS HOODIE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than breaking heteronormative expectations
• Design bolder than your coming out story
• Fits like that perfect power suit (sizes XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because mass production is for conformists

👕 THE DYKE DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than proving the patriarchy wrong
• Print that stays bold longer than your last Her match
• Cozy fit perfect for crushing stereotypes
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your first gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra sapphic strength

💪 HOW TO WERK YOUR POWER:
• Rock it to make conservatives clutch their pearls
• Perfect for pride events and everyday resistance
• Ideal for making "but you don't look like one" conversations obsolete
• Style it with that "yes, I can change your tire" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a hoodie – it's your way of saying "Not a slur when I wear it!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious dyke)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR POWER WARDROBE:
• It's basically armour in hoodie form
• Perfect for those "extra powerful" days
• Makes a statement clearer than your undercut
• Because subtlety is for straight people
• Looks better on you than internalised homophobia ever did

🔥 WARNING: POWER SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive confidence
• Spontaneous acts of feminism
• Uncontrollable urge to fix things
• Making straight people question everything
• Being too powerful for the patriarchy
• Random acts of lesbian visibility
• Sudden ability to intimidate men

Ready to reclaim your power? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Yes, I can help you move!" Because being a dyke isn't just an identity – it's a revolution! 

P.S. This hoodie pairs perfectly with:
• Your favourite Dr Martens boots
• That "try me" smirk
• Your collection of power tools
• Being everyone's strong friend
• The ability to make men nervous
• Your "I can lift that" energy
• That look that says "watch me prove you wrong" 💪

Note: May cause extreme levels of empowerment and sudden increases in confident lesbian energy. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu discussions about feminist theory, and the irresistible urge to help other women move furniture!