Ho Ho F**KING Ho Tee

Let the good times roll Lovers.

BECAUSE NICE IS OVERRATED! 🎄

Hey there, holiday rebel! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Made The Naughty List On Purpose" uniform! Available in two not-so-silent night shades:
• Bad Behaviour Blue: giving "frost these balls" energy
• Naughty List Black: serving "Santa's worst nightmare" realness

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY REBELLION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your coal collection
• Design bolder than your Christmas morning hangover
• Fits like Mrs. Claus's revenge (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because holiday chaos isn't mass-produced
• Perfect for ruining family photos

👕 THE NAUGHTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than telling carolers to shut it
• Print that stays fierce longer than your aunt's patience
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your Christmas bonus
• Proudly made in Australia with extra holiday spite
• Perfect for every "yes, I said it" moment

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR HOLIDAY HAVOC:
• Rock it to make grandma clutch her candy canes
• Perfect for holiday card alternatives
• Ideal for those "f*ck your festive" moments
• Style it with that "coal collector" confidence
• Great for turning Christmas chaos up to 11

🎅 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Season's F*cking Greetings!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that loves holiday rebellion!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "extra anti-festive" days
• Makes your holiday spirit clearer than spiked eggnog
• Because nice is for basic elves
• Looks better on you than Christmas sweaters ever did

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive holiday rebellion
• Could result in spontaneous carol remixing
• Might make Santa question his career choice
• Will definitely ruin family gatherings
• Side effects include:
   - Uncontrollable holiday sass
   - Being everyone's bad influence
   - Getting more "where did you get that" than your DMs can handle
   - Making traditional relatives uncomfortable
   - Being too naughty for North Pole standards

Ready to sleigh the holidays? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "F*ck Your Elf On The Shelf!" Because being nice is so last Christmas! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most rebellious smile
• That "naughty and proud" energy
• Your collection of shocked reactions
• Being everyone's bad influence
• The ability to make Santa blush
• Your "professionally naughty" attitude 😈

BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Holiday chaos
• Family photo bombs
• Christmas card alternatives
• Creating festive anarchy
• Being deliberately naughty
• Living your anti-Christmas fantasy
• Making conservatives cry

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday rebellion and sudden increases in naughty list status. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu carol censoring, and the irresistible urge to make the holidays as inappropriate as possible!