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Ho Ho F**KING Ho Tee
Ho Ho F**KING Ho Tee
Let the good times roll Lovers.
BECAUSE NICE IS OVERRATED! 🎄
Hey there, holiday rebel! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Made The Naughty List On Purpose" uniform! Available in two not-so-silent night shades:
• Bad Behaviour Blue: giving "frost these balls" energy
• Naughty List Black: serving "Santa's worst nightmare" realness
✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT HOLIDAY REBELLION:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your coal collection
• Design bolder than your Christmas morning hangover
• Fits like Mrs. Claus's revenge (XS-3XL)
• Made-to-order because holiday chaos isn't mass-produced
• Perfect for ruining family photos
👕 THE NAUGHTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than telling carolers to shut it
• Print that stays fierce longer than your aunt's patience
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your Christmas bonus
• Proudly made in Australia with extra holiday spite
• Perfect for every "yes, I said it" moment
😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR HOLIDAY HAVOC:
• Rock it to make grandma clutch her candy canes
• Perfect for holiday card alternatives
• Ideal for those "f*ck your festive" moments
• Style it with that "coal collector" confidence
• Great for turning Christmas chaos up to 11
🎅 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just a tee – it's your way of saying "Season's F*cking Greetings!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business that loves holiday rebellion!
⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "extra anti-festive" days
• Makes your holiday spirit clearer than spiked eggnog
• Because nice is for basic elves
• Looks better on you than Christmas sweaters ever did
🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive holiday rebellion
• Could result in spontaneous carol remixing
• Might make Santa question his career choice
• Will definitely ruin family gatherings
• Side effects include:
- Uncontrollable holiday sass
- Being everyone's bad influence
- Getting more "where did you get that" than your DMs can handle
- Making traditional relatives uncomfortable
- Being too naughty for North Pole standards
Ready to sleigh the holidays? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "F*ck Your Elf On The Shelf!" Because being nice is so last Christmas!
P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your most rebellious smile
• That "naughty and proud" energy
• Your collection of shocked reactions
• Being everyone's bad influence
• The ability to make Santa blush
• Your "professionally naughty" attitude 😈
BONUS FEATURES:
Perfect for:
• Holiday chaos
• Family photo bombs
• Christmas card alternatives
• Creating festive anarchy
• Being deliberately naughty
• Living your anti-Christmas fantasy
• Making conservatives cry
Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday rebellion and sudden increases in naughty list status. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu carol censoring, and the irresistible urge to make the holidays as inappropriate as possible!
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PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
- All our Tees are 100% combed cotton
- Australian Made and Sizing
- Mid weight
- Regular Fit
- Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
OUR WORK ETHOS
- Made to order to minimise over production and environmental impact
- Imply best practices through Better Cotton Initiative in aiming to facilitate more sustainable cotton production, making it better for the environment and the sectors future
- We are part of a collective that is committed to improving social, environmental and economic outcomes for the industry we are part of

CARING FOR YOUR TEES
Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.
- wash your tees inside out
- use cold cycle
- do not mix white, colour and dark tees
- do not tumble dry
- do not dry clean
- do not iron directly over print, iron inside out
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