Coming Out & Staying Out Tee

BECAUSE CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES, NOT PEOPLE! 

Hey there, unapologetic icon! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "I'm here, I'm queer, and I'm not going anywhere" declaration! Available in two power statements:
• Bold Black: giving "out and outstanding" energy
• Fierce White: serving "visible and victorious" realness

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your family's eventual acceptance
• Design bolder than your coming out announcement
• Fits like the freedom of living your truth
• Made-to-order because authenticity can't be mass-produced
• Perfect for making heteronormativity uncomfortable

👕 THE PROUD PARTICULARS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than saying "I'm gay" for the first time
• Print that lasts longer than your relatives' awkward phase
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because authenticity comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your first gaydar
• Proudly made in Australia with extra pride power

💁‍♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR TRUTH:
• Rock it to family gatherings (subtle reminder: still gay!)
• Perfect for pride events and everyday visibility
• Ideal for making "but when will you grow out of it?" conversations shorter
• Style it with that "can't put this rainbow back in the box" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just another tee – it's your way of saying "Plot twist: Still queer, get used to it!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious queen)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR PROUD WARDROBE:
• It's basically a walking pride parade
• Perfect for those "extra visible" days
• Makes a statement clearer than your Instagram bio
• Because going back isn't an option
• Looks better on you than denial ever did

🔥 WARNING: PRIDE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive authenticity
• Spontaneous rainbow appearances
• Uncontrollable urge to live your truth
• Making conservatives uncomfortable
• Being too powerful for prejudice
• Random acts of inspiration
• Helping others find their courage

Ready to celebrate your authentic self? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Sorry, not sorry!" Because staying out isn't just a choice – it's a revolution! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your "no more hiding" energy
• That "still gay" smile at family reunions
• Your collection of pride flags
• Being someone's inspiration
• The ability to make bigots nervous
• Your "living my truth" attitude
• That look that says "try and stop me" 

Note: May cause extreme levels of authenticity and sudden increases in proud LGBTQIA+ energy. Side effects may include: inspiring others, impromptu coming out story sharing, and the irresistible urge to live your best queer life!