Dear Santa, I Can Explain Tee

WHEN NAUGHTY IS NICE>

Hey there, holiday troublemaker! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Made The Naughty List And Proud Of It" uniform! Available in three not-so-innocent shades:
• Naughty Black: giving "coal collector" energy
• Bad Behaviour Blue: serving "worth the coal" realness
• Wingnut White: radiating "Santa's favorite sinner" vibes

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT FESTIVE FLEX:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your excuses to Santa
• Design bolder than your holiday shenanigans
• Fits like that guilty conscience you don't have
• Made-to-order because troublemakers aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making elves blush

👕 THE NAUGHTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than being good all year
• Print that lasts longer than your New Year's resolutions
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because mischief comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your explanations
• Proudly made in Australia with extra cheeky energy

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR NAUGHTY LIST STATUS:
• Rock it to holiday parties for instant laughs
• Perfect for making Mrs. Claus clutch her pearls
• Ideal for explaining this year's... adventures
• Style it with that "regret nothing" energy

🎅 MORE THAN JUST A HOLIDAY TEE:
This isn't just festive wear – it's your way of saying "Being good is highly overrated!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious troublemaker)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "no regrets" holiday moments
• Makes your intentions clearer than your conscience
• Because being good is so last Christmas
• Looks better on you than innocence ever did

🚨 WARNING: FESTIVE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive winking at Santa's helpers
• Spontaneous naughty list confessions
• Uncontrollable urge to justify bad decisions
• Making elves question their career choice
• Being too hot for the North Pole
• Random acts of holiday mischief
• Sudden ability to make coal look good

Ready to own your naughty list status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "But Santa, let me explain!" Because being good is nice, but being naughty is more fun! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your best innocent face
• That "worth the coal" smile
• Your list of creative explanations
• Being everyone's bad influence
• The ability to make Santa blush
• Your "catch me if you can" attitude 😏

Note: May cause extreme levels of holiday mischief and sudden increases in coal deliveries. Side effects may include: proud smirks, impromptu explanations to Santa, and the irresistible urge to justify your spot on the naughty list! 

Our staple tees are a regular fit mid weight, 100% combed cotton with neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems and preshrunk to minimise shrinkage UPF rating: UPF50+

Following these simple steps will ensure your tees remain in optimal condition and keep you looking sharp.

• wash your tees inside out
• use cold cycle
• do not mix white, colour and dark tees
• do not tumble dry
• do not dry clean
• do not iron directly over print, iron inside out 

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⏰ The Down-Low on Delivery:
Listen up, thirst trap! We're taking 2-7 business days to craft your lewk (because weekends are for being naughty, not working 😈). Sure, those basic fast-fashion brands might be quicker, but honey, we're not here for a quickie - we're here for a long-term love affair with both you AND the planet!

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Australia:

• Flat Rate Delivery (3-9 business days): $10.00 AUD
• Express Delivery (2-5 business days): $15.00 AUD
• FREE shipping on orders over $99 AUD

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• New Zealand: FREE shipping on orders over $99 NZD

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