Dear Santa, I Can Explain Tee

BECAUSE BEING NAUGHTY IS MORE FUN! 

Hey there, holiday troublemaker! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Made The Naughty List And Proud Of It" uniform! Available in three not-so-innocent shades:
• Naughty Black: giving "coal collector" energy
• Bad Behaviour Blue: serving "worth the coal" realness
• Rebellious Red: radiating "Santa's favorite sinner" vibes

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT FESTIVE FLEX:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your excuses to Santa
• Design bolder than your holiday shenanigans
• Fits like that guilty conscience you don't have
• Made-to-order because troublemakers aren't mass-produced
• Perfect for making elves blush

👕 THE NAUGHTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than being good all year
• Print that lasts longer than your New Year's resolutions
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because mischief comes in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your explanations
• Proudly made in Australia with extra cheeky energy

😈 HOW TO WERK YOUR NAUGHTY LIST STATUS:
• Rock it to holiday parties for instant laughs
• Perfect for making Mrs. Claus clutch her pearls
• Ideal for explaining this year's... adventures
• Style it with that "regret nothing" energy

🎅 MORE THAN JUST A HOLIDAY TEE:
This isn't just festive wear – it's your way of saying "Being good is highly overrated!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious troublemaker)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR NAUGHTY WARDROBE:
• It's basically your naughty list application
• Perfect for those "no regrets" holiday moments
• Makes your intentions clearer than your conscience
• Because being good is so last Christmas
• Looks better on you than innocence ever did

🚨 WARNING: FESTIVE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive winking at Santa's helpers
• Spontaneous naughty list confessions
• Uncontrollable urge to justify bad decisions
• Making elves question their career choice
• Being too hot for the North Pole
• Random acts of holiday mischief
• Sudden ability to make coal look good

Ready to own your naughty list status? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "But Santa, let me explain!" Because being good is nice, but being naughty is more fun! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your best innocent face
• That "worth the coal" smile
• Your list of creative explanations
• Being everyone's bad influence
• The ability to make Santa blush
• Your "catch me if you can" attitude 😏

🎄 HOLIDAY BONUS:
Perfect for:
• Christmas parties
• Holiday photos
• Making grandma question your life choices
• Explaining this year's adventures
• Being the most memorable gift opener