Celebrating Lesbians Tee

This isn't just any tee – it's your official "International Lesbian Day (October 8th) and Every Day" celebration uniform! Available in two power moves:
• Bold Black: giving "sapphic and spectacular" energy
• Crisp White: serving "out, proud and unstoppable" realness

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your first girl crush
• Design bolder than your coming out story
• Fits like that perfect U-Haul moment
• Made-to-order because mass production is for heteronormativity
• Perfect for making the patriarchy nervous

👕 THE SAPPHIC SPECIFICS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than dodging men's DMs
• Print that lasts longer than a second date
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because lesbians come in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your ex's sexuality
• Proudly made in Australia with extra sapphic sparkle

💁‍♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR LESBIANISM:
• Rock it to make straight people question everything
• Perfect for pride events and lesbian visibility
• Ideal for first dates (skip the "are you gay" small talk)
• Style it with that "yes, we're both the girlfriend" energy

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just another tee – it's your way of saying "Sorry boys, I only date people who share my clothes!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious lesbian)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR LESBIAN WARDROBE:
• It's basically a walking pride parade
• Perfect for those "extra gay today" moments
• Makes a statement clearer than your undercut
• Because subtlety is overrated
• Looks better on you than compulsory heterosexuality ever did

🔥 WARNING: SAPPHIC SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive confidence
• Uncontrollable urge to adopt cats
• Making straight women question everything
• Being too powerful for the patriarchy
• Random acts of lesbian visibility
• Sudden urges to start a podcast

Ready to celebrate your sapphic splendour? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "gal pals"! Because being a lesbian isn't just a sexuality – it's a superpower! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your favourite flannel
• That "sorry, I'm gay" smile
• Your collection of Doc Martens
• Being everyone's sexual awakening
• The ability to make straight people nervous
• Your "yes, we're both the bride" energy

Note: May cause extreme visibility and sudden increases in confident lesbian energy. Side effects may include: proud smirks, and the irresistible urge to mention you're gay in every conversation!