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BECAUSE SUBTLETY IS SO VANILLA 

Hey there, submissive snack! This isn't just any black tee – it's your official "I know my role and I play it well" uniform! Perfect for when you want to make your position crystal clear without sliding into those DMs first! 

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT THIRST TRAP:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your... personality
• Classic black because you're already serving enough tea
• Design more direct than your Grindr/Her/Tinder profile
• Fits like those restraints you've been eyeing
• Made-to-order because you're not like other bottoms

👕 THE DIRTY DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than your last date's promises
• Print that lasts longer than your patience for small talk
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because power bottoms come in all packages
• Easy-care fabric that's more reliable than your hookups
• Proudly made in Australia with extra submissive energy

😈 HOW TO WERK THIS CONFESSION:
• Rock it to the club for immediate position clarity
• Perfect for skipping those "so what's your role?" convos
• Ideal for making tops do a double-take
• Style it with that "yes sir" energy you're famous for

🔥 MORE THAN JUST A STATEMENT:
This isn't just another tee – it's basically your job description in fabric form! Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bottom)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR COLLECTION:
• It's basically a walking advertisement
• Perfect for those "feeling extra submissive" days
• Makes your intentions clearer than your safe word
• Because beating around the bush is for switches
• Looks better on you than morning-after regrets

🚨 WARNING: HANDLE WITH CARE:
• May cause excessive top attention
• Could result in spontaneous dominant approaches
• Might make vanilla people clutch their pearls
• Will definitely make your conservative aunt ask questions

SIDE AFFECTS INCLUDE:
   - Uncontrollable submissive energy
   - Being everyone's type
   - Getting more numbers than your phone can handle
   - Making dominants slide into your DMs
   - Being too honest for the first date

Ready to advertise your assets? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Yes, Sir!" Because subtle is cute, but honest gets results! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your innocent look
• That "who, me?" energy
• Your collection of suggestive winks
• Being everyone's favourite bottom
• The ability to make tops weak
• Your "I know what I want" attitude 😏

Note: We're not responsible for any propositions, dominant approaches, or pearl-clutching that may occur while wearing this tee. Proceed with confidence and a fully charged burn phone!