Both Ways Tee

💗💜💙 BECAUSE ONE WAY IS BORING, HONEY 💗💜💙

Hey there, you double threat! This isn't just any tee – it's your official "Yes, I Do Swing Both Ways, No, You Can't Watch" uniform! Perfect for Bisexual Visibility Day (September 23rd) and every other day you feel like making the monosexuals nervous! Available in black or white because like your dating pool, options are everything!

✨ WHY THIS TEE IS YOUR NEXT POWER MOVE:
• 100% Australian cotton softer than your rejection of binary choices
• Choose your mood:
   - Sassy Black: giving "bi and dangerous" energy
   - Bold White: serving "out, proud and taking applications" realness
• Design more direct than your dating profile
• Fits like that perfect switch energy you're serving
• Made-to-order because standard isn't in your vocabulary

👕 THE BI-LICIOUS DETAILS:
• Premium cotton that feels better than explaining your sexuality
• Print that stays longer than your ex's confusion
• Inclusive sizing XS-5XL because sexuality isn't size-specific
• Easy-care fabric that's more flexible than your preferences
• Proudly made in Australia with extra bi energy

💁‍♀️ HOW TO WERK YOUR BI-NESS:
• Rock it to make everyone question their assumptions
• Perfect for making both your exes jealous simultaneously
• Ideal for pride events or making heteronormativity uncomfortable
• Style it with that "I'm everyone's type" confidence

🌈 MORE THAN JUST A TEE:
This isn't just another piece of clothing – it's your way of saying "Plot twist: I'm attracted to everyone who's hot!" Plus, you're supporting an Australian LGBTQIA+ owned business (we love a conscious bi-con)!

⚡️ WHY THIS BELONGS IN YOUR BI WARDROBE:
• It's basically truth in advertising
• Perfect for those "extra visible" bi days
• Makes a statement clearer than your Tinder bio
• Because subtlety is overrated
• Looks better on you than monosexual expectations

🔥 WARNING: SPICY SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
• Excessive attractiveness to all genders
• Spontaneous finger guns at cute people
• Uncontrollable urge to sit incorrectly in chairs
• Making everyone question their sexuality
• Being too hot for just one gender to handle
• Random acts of bi visibility
• Inability to make decisions (except choosing this tee)

Ready to show the world that both is better? Hit that 'Add to Cart' button faster than you can say "Why choose?" Because being bi isn't a phase – it's a power move! 

P.S. This tee pairs perfectly with:
• Your "yes, both" energy
• That smirk when someone asks "which do you prefer?"
• Your growing collection of unanswered DMs
• The power to confuse everyone
• Being everyone's sexual awakening
• Your "I don't pick sides, I pick hotties" motto
• The ability to make everyone nervous-excited 

Note: May cause extreme visibility and sudden increases in DMs from all genders. Wear with confidence and a backup phone battery!